Just your average Tuesday in Physics 101! Some poor undergrad probably tried to make a perpetual motion machine for extra credit and accidentally created a swirling entropy vortex instead. The universe is now questioning its fundamental constants. The second law of thermodynamics is sitting in the corner having an existential crisis while entropy decreases spontaneously. Physics professors worldwide felt a disturbance in the force, like millions of textbooks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly invalidated.
Breaking thermodynamics is like dividing by zero—it's all fun and games until you create a hyperdimensional singularity in your dorm room. Campus maintenance is NOT equipped for that kind of cleanup.