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The Perpetual Disappointment Machine

The Perpetual Disappointment Machine
The eternal disappointment of finding what seems like a legitimate physics channel only to discover they've "built a perpetual motion machine." Nothing makes physicists slam their laptops shut faster than someone claiming to have violated the sacred laws of thermodynamics! It's like watching someone confidently announce they've discovered that 2+2=5. Sure, buddy, and I've got a bridge in quantum space to sell you. The second law of thermodynamics isn't just a suggestion—it's the universe's way of saying "nice try, but entropy always wins."

Infinite Energy But Just Tumors

Infinite Energy But Just Tumors
The ultimate perpetual motion machine that physicists don't want you to know about! This brilliant circular logic proposes solving two problems at once: dump tumors into black holes, which emit Hawking radiation, which causes more tumors, which we can then feed back into the black hole. Voilà—infinite energy! Sure, it violates several laws of physics, medical ethics, and probably common sense, but who needs those when you've got a tumor-powered universe? Stephen Hawking is simultaneously facepalming and laughing somewhere in the multiverse.

Invent A Portal First

Invent A Portal First
Physics students thinking they've outsmarted the universe with their "brilliant" perpetual motion machine, only to get smacked by the laws of thermodynamics. The meme shows the classic "portal perpetual motion" thought experiment where water flows through one portal, falls through another, powers a turbine, and supposedly creates infinite energy. Spoiler alert: The Second Law of Thermodynamics is sitting in the corner, laughing hysterically at your "genius" plan. Energy can't be created or destroyed, but dreams of free electricity certainly can be!

The Perpetual Disappointment Machine

The Perpetual Disappointment Machine
The eternal disappointment of finding a promising physics YouTube channel only to discover they've "solved" the impossible problem of perpetual motion. That moment when your excitement crashes harder than a failed rocket launch! The laws of thermodynamics are literally sobbing in the corner right now. No matter how fancy the magnets or how shiny the contraption, you can't outsmart entropy, folks! It's like watching someone confidently announce they've discovered that 2+2=5. The true perpetual motion machine is the endless cycle of these videos popping up and physicists everywhere facepalming simultaneously.

More Like First Law Of Thermowhocares, Right?

More Like First Law Of Thermowhocares, Right?
Found the solution to our energy crisis: violate the laws of thermodynamics and make physicists roll in their graves. The faster they spin, the more energy we harvest. It's brilliant until you realize Newton's third law means your dad's belt moves with equal and opposite force. Conservation of energy? More like conservation of trauma.

Physics Hates This One Simple Trick

Physics Hates This One Simple Trick
Free energy enthusiasts be like: "Physics laws are just suggestions!" This meme features M.C. Escher's famous "Waterfall" lithograph where water flows in an impossible perpetual motion loop. The three-step plan hilariously oversimplifies breaking the first law of thermodynamics - you know, that pesky rule saying energy can't be created from nothing. If only solving our energy crisis was as easy as building an optical illusion! Unfortunately, perpetual motion machines remain firmly in the "nice try, but physics says no" category. Even Escher knew he was drawing an impossibility - that's what makes it art instead of an engineering blueprint!

Perpetual Profit: Physics Hates This One Weird Trick

Perpetual Profit: Physics Hates This One Weird Trick
Behold! The ultimate physicist's dream and thermodynamicist's nightmare! This M.C. Escher-inspired perpetual motion machine is basically what every energy startup's pitch deck looks like. "Just build an impossible waterfall that defies gravity, harness infinite energy, and BAM—profit!" If only breaking the laws of physics was this easy! First-year engineering students and cryptocurrency investors would be billionaires by now! The only thing missing is Step 4: "Explain to the Nobel committee why they should ignore the first law of thermodynamics just this once."

Perpetual Motion: Just Add Impossible Architecture

Perpetual Motion: Just Add Impossible Architecture
The ultimate dream of every physicist who's failed thermodynamics! This M.C. Escher-inspired "perpetual motion machine" is basically what happens when you skip physics class to play Minecraft. Sure, just build an impossible waterfall that violates the laws of physics, hook it up to a turbine, and boom—infinite energy! The first law of thermodynamics is crying in the corner right now. Energy companies hate this one weird trick! Next up: using unicorn farts to power your car and harvesting electricity from your cat's eternal judgment of your life choices.

Newton's Grave: The Untapped Energy Source

Newton's Grave: The Untapped Energy Source
The ultimate renewable energy plan that Big Oil doesn't want you to know about! This meme brilliantly shows how we could solve the energy crisis with just one grave robbery and some basic physics violations. First, dig up Newton, who's probably already spinning in his grave at how we've butchered his laws. Then, watch as the father of classical mechanics goes into full rotational mode when he sees what we've done with "troll physics." Finally, slap a generator on him and—boom—infinite energy! It's basically the scientific equivalent of putting buttered toast on a cat's back. Sure, it might violate conservation of energy, but think of the electricity bills you'll save! Newton's third law states that for every physicist rolling in their grave, there's an equal and opposite opportunity for a terrible meme.

Press X To Doubt Physics Violations

Press X To Doubt Physics Violations
The ultimate fantasy for perpetual motion enthusiasts! Someone attached a spinning wheel to their car's exhaust, and the meme labels it "2ND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS ENJOYERS" with a skeptical guy pressing X to doubt. For the uninitiated: the Second Law states that entropy always increases in an isolated system, making 100% efficiency impossible. This DIY "free energy" contraption hilariously violates basic physics - the exhaust could never generate more energy than the engine consumes. It's like trying to charge your phone by plugging it into itself!

Efficient Use Of Portals

Efficient Use Of Portals
The eternal quest for perpetual motion strikes again! This diagram shows someone's brilliant "hack" for infinite energy: create two portals, drop water through the top one, catch it in the bottom one, and use the endless waterfall to power a wheel generator. Classic thermodynamics violation packaged as galaxy-brain innovation. The reply perfectly demolishes the fantasy by pointing out the obvious energy cost of maintaining interdimensional portals would vastly exceed any hydroelectric output. Physics 101: There's no such thing as a free lunch—especially when you're ordering from the space-time continuum menu. And that final comment? "Then we put two wheels" is peak problem-solving delusion. Sure, why stop at breaking one law of thermodynamics when you can break it twice as efficiently?

It's Elemental, My Dear Watson: Physics Has Entered The Chat

It's Elemental, My Dear Watson: Physics Has Entered The Chat
Behold! The mythical perpetual motion machine strikes again! This poor soul attached a generator to their wheel thinking they've outsmarted the laws of thermodynamics. Newsflash: you can't create energy from nothing! That generator is actually stealing energy from the car's battery to turn itself. It's like trying to charge your phone by plugging it into itself and expecting infinite power! Conservation of energy is that pesky little principle that keeps crushing dreams of free electricity since 1850. Next up: water-powered cars and unicorn-powered spaceships!