Breaking Newton's Laws

Just your typical cosmological genocide. If Thanos eliminated half the universe with each snap, he'd need to perform log₂(atoms in universe) snaps to finish the job. With ~10⁸⁰ atoms out there, that's about 266 snaps. No wonder he's taking a break in that field. Probability says he'd eventually snap himself out of existence too, which would be the ultimate cosmic irony. The universe's heat death might actually be faster.

Forget Nobel Prizes! The REAL scientific immortality is when they name a unit of measurement after your brilliant brain! Just imagine future students cursing your name for centuries while converting Newtons to Pascals! "Oh great, another Joule problem!" Meanwhile, Nobel laureates get a shiny medal that collects dust and a Wikipedia entry nobody reads. True power is forcing generations of physics students to memorize YOUR unit! *cackles maniacally while scribbling equations*

The ultimate relationship divide: she's worried about emotional infidelity while he's having an existential crisis about the fundamental physics principles missing from machine learning algorithms. Nothing says "I'm a scientist" like lying awake at night wondering why neural networks work so well despite lacking explicit physical laws. The real relationship problem isn't communication—it's that he can't explain why gradient descent converges without invoking thermodynamics!

The nerd joke to end all nerd jokes. Newton looking unimpressed with just "1 Newton" of force (barely enough to move an apple), but absolutely delighted by "1 Giga Newton" (enough force to launch a small rocket). Physics students making unit conversion jokes is how you know they've completely lost touch with normal human interaction. Next thing you know they'll be giggling about megapascals at parties and wondering why they're drinking alone.

Driving around with the fundamental trigonometric identity on your license plate? That's peak nerd flexing. The plate reads "COS²SIN²" which equals 1 when added together (cos²θ + sin²θ = 1). Imagine explaining this at the DMV. "No sir, it's not about cosmetic sins, it's about the Pythagorean identity that underpins modern mathematics." Meanwhile, the DMV worker is just wondering if this violates some obscure plate regulation about mathematical formulas being used to evade traffic cameras. The perfect vehicle for someone who gets irrationally excited about rational numbers.

The ultimate physics prank! Someone's wearing a helmet with a magnet dangling above it, complete with the classic red and blue poles. The troll face says it all - they're baiting people into the age-old "magnets attract your brain" pseudoscience. It's basically the scientific equivalent of asking someone to disprove that unicorns DON'T exist. Classic burden of proof fallacy wrapped in magnetic field nonsense. Scientific trolling at its finest!