Bipolar Disorder But For Physics

Pure mathematicians watching physicists like: "Did you just assume that infinitesimal was zero? AND ignore air resistance? AND treat the cow as a sphere?!" Meanwhile, the physicist gets the right answer anyway because the universe runs on spite and duct tape. The horror on that face is what happens when you watch someone commit 15 mathematical crimes but somehow still arrive at a working model of reality. It's not elegant, it's not pretty, but dammit, it predicts where the ball will land!

The scientific community's equivalent of fighting words: ranking sci-fi films by physics accuracy. The bottom panel shows Arthur's clenched fist—the universal symbol for "I respectfully disagree with your assessment of black hole depictions in cinema." Nothing triggers physicists more than seeing Interstellar (with its Kip Thorne-consulted black hole) ranked below Contact . That's like saying you prefer your equations without constants of integration. Unforgivable.

Marvel thinks they invented the ultimate crossover? Please. The 1927 Solvay Conference casually assembled the greatest minds in physics to fundamentally rewrite our understanding of reality. Einstein, Bohr, Heisenberg, Schrödinger, Curie, Planck - this is what happens when the universe's source code developers hold a team meeting. These people weren't fighting Thanos; they were fighting determinism itself. And unlike superhero movies, their sequels actually improved our lives. Smartphones > Infinity Gauntlet.

When someone finds out you're a particle physicist and suddenly expects you to recite the entire Standard Model from memory! Sure, let me just casually list all 17 fundamental particles plus their antiparticles, the 8 gluons, various hadrons, and oh—don't forget the theoretical particles we haven't even discovered yet! 🤣 It's like meeting a biologist and demanding they name every species on Earth while holding them at gunpoint. "Quick! What's the spin of the charm quark? YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS!"

The "ps" in the meme refers to picoseconds—one trillionth of a second. So this taxi driver is feeling superior about outliving you by an utterly insignificant amount of time that no human could possibly perceive. It's like bragging about having one more grain of sand at the beach. Physicists measure particle lifetimes in picoseconds, but taxi drivers? They're lucky if they can measure the optimal route to the airport.

The ultimate chemistry wordplay! An anion (negatively charged ion) looks all grumpy and negative because it literally gained electrons and has a negative charge. Meanwhile, anyon (a quasi-particle that can exist in two-dimensional systems with exotic quantum properties) is giving that casual "whatever" look because it's quantum mechanics and it can basically do whatever it wants. The face expressions perfectly match their scientific nature - one bound by strict electromagnetic rules, the other following bizarre quantum behaviors where normal physics breaks down. Only condensed matter physicists will ugly-laugh at this one!