...And That Train Goes Reeeally Fast...

Three physics giants walk into a traffic stop and pure scientific chaos ensues! Heisenberg's uncertainty principle means he can know his position OR velocity, but never both simultaneously—hence knowing where he is but not his speed. When the cop reveals his speed, Heisenberg's position becomes uncertain ("Now I'm lost!"). Schrödinger's famous thought experiment proposed a cat in a box could be simultaneously alive and dead until observed—so the cat in the trunk existed in both states until the cop looked. No wonder Schrödinger's angry! And Ohm? The punchline is pure genius—Ohm's Law describes how current flows through resistance. So naturally, he resists arrest! The perfect physics trifecta for anyone who survived freshman physics.

Standing atop that mountain after conquering "Physics I: 501 Practice Problems For Dummies" is the closest most undergrads will ever get to feeling like Newton. Sure, you've mastered the basic laws of motion, but the universe is laughing because you've just climbed the smallest foothill in the mountain range of physics. Next semester you'll discover that everything you learned was "simplified for beginners" and those neat equations only work in a frictionless vacuum. Enjoy the view while it lasts, young padawan.

Newton's third law takes on a whole new meaning in space! In microgravity, bodily fluids don't just fall to the ground—they float around like tiny astronauts on their own mission. The idea that "stray fluids" could somehow navigate through multiple layers of spacecraft equipment and spacesuits to cause unplanned pregnancy is peak space hysteria. Physics doesn't work that way, folks. Though I suppose this gives new meaning to the phrase "shooting for the stars." Next up: NASA's new mission patch featuring a "No Self-Launch" symbol.

Mathematicians see infinity and give it a cute little symbol (∞), name it, and move on with their day like they just tamed a kitten. Meanwhile, physicists encounter the same infinity and have an existential meltdown because it means something in their universe model just broke catastrophically. The difference? Mathematicians live in abstract wonderland where infinity is just Tuesday. Physicists live where infinities mean black holes might be eating your funding proposal. No wonder they're glitching out.

Physics professors everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force! A car with negative mass traveling faster than light? Einstein is doing barrel rolls in his grave right now! This student clearly skipped the "laws of physics are non-negotiable" lecture. Negative mass would make the car float UP, not down, and exceeding light speed? That's like claiming you found a corner in a circle! The professor's face is the universal expression for "I've failed as an educator." Next thing you know, they'll claim their homework was eaten by a quantum fluctuation!

Electrons having an existential crisis! The top panels show the classic double-slit experiment where particles behave like waves, creating that beautiful interference pattern when nobody's looking. But the bottom panels? That's what happens when you try to observe which slit the electron goes through - BAM! The wave function collapses into boring particle behavior! It's like catching your quantum friends doing something wild at a party, but as soon as you pull out your camera, they suddenly pretend to be perfectly respectable particles. The monkey's face says it all - "Did... did reality just change because I looked at it?!" Welcome to quantum mechanics, where particles are basically teenagers who act differently when adults are watching! 😱