A Bit Niche

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A Bit Niche

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Quantum physics humor at its finest! This meme shows a confused person discovering the quantum state |0⟩ (the "zero state") in what appears to be some kind of "state factory" with multiple |m⟩ states lined up below.

In quantum computing, the |0⟩ state is the fundamental building block - like finding a unicorn in a horse stable! The person's reaction ("magic in the state factory?? how queer!! I've never seen such a thing") perfectly captures how mind-bending quantum mechanics feels even to scientists.

It's basically like walking into IKEA expecting boring furniture and finding a portal to Narnia instead. Those |m⟩ states are just chilling there like "yep, welcome to quantum weirdness, buddy!"

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