The duality of scientists! Dismisses astrology as pseudoscience but gets absolutely HYPED about string theory with its billions of theoretical dimensions that we can't even detect yet! 😂
That abstract shape? That's a visualization of a higher-dimensional manifold that theoretical physicists swear exists but requires math so complex it makes calculus look like kindergarten counting. Meanwhile, they'll mock someone for thinking Jupiter's position affected their day!
String theory is basically astrology for people with PhDs - unproven, mathematically beautiful, and we desperately want it to be true because the equations look pretty!