Wishes Memes

Imagine having unlimited cosmic power and using it to break fundamental physics! The genie is losing his mind because giving photons mass would literally break the universe as we know it! 😱 Photons MUST be massless to travel at light speed - that's like THE rule of the cosmos. Giving them mass would collapse electromagnetic fields, mess up quantum mechanics, and probably make your smartphone stop working. The genie knows this wish is basically asking to rewrite the Standard Model of physics just to see what happens! It's like asking for infinite wishes but with extra chaos. No wonder he's screaming!

Doubling Earth's gravity for a second would effectively turn every living organism into a pancake. The normal acceleration due to gravity is 9.8 m/s², so cranking it up to 120.37 m/s² would increase your effective weight by over 12 times. Your bones would shatter, buildings would collapse, and the atmosphere would compress dramatically. The genie's confusion is completely warranted—he's basically being asked to temporarily exterminate all complex life on Earth by someone who clearly failed high school physics but somehow memorized random numerical values. The second wish would probably be for a time machine to undo the first wish, but good luck articulating that when you're a puddle of organic matter.