The Astrophysics Loophole

Loophole Black hole Genie Wishes Suicide Spaghettification Gravity Paradox

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The Astrophysics Loophole

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The classic genie loophole exploitation gets a physics upgrade! Our clever wisher found the perfect workaround to the "no wishing for death" rule by requesting an indestructible rope and a black hole—essentially creating a suicide kit with extra steps. The genie immediately realizes they need to patch this exploit with a fourth rule.

Fun fact: If you actually fell into a black hole, you'd experience spaghettification as tidal forces stretch you into a thin strand of human pasta. Death by cosmic pasta maker—technically not "wishing for death" but rather "wishing for an astronomical object with escape velocity exceeding the speed of light that happens to tear you apart at the subatomic level." Checkmate, genie!

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