Waiting Memes

Scientists waiting for evolution to deliver "Meiosis III" like they're checking on a delayed package! The look of triumph holding that green test tube screams "I've been refreshing the tracking page for 2 billion years!" Meiosis I and II have been handling our genetic shuffling since eukaryotes figured out sexual reproduction, but imagine the chaos if nature dropped a surprise third version. That's like waiting for the biological equivalent of Half-Life 3. Evolution's customer service department is notoriously slow with updates.

The ultimate biological ghosting! Those poor T-cells just wandering aimlessly through your circulatory system like they've been stood up on a date. Imagine spending your entire cellular lifespan—which can be years —just flowing around, fully armed with receptors, ready to fight... and nothing. No antigen to bind to. No pathogen to attack. Just circulating through vessels like a sad security guard patrolling an empty mall. Their entire existence is just "waiting for something to happen" personified at the microscopic level. The immune system's version of existential dread!