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Poor Helium's Bonding Issues
Chemistry Science
18 days ago 3.4K views 0 shares
Poor Helium's Bonding Issues
The noble gas therapy session we never knew we needed! Helium sits on the couch lamenting its inability to form chemical bonds while its therapist takes notes. Being in Group 18 of the periodic table is basically the chemical equivalent of having commitment issues - complete electron shells mean no sharing electrons with others. Forever alone with its stable configuration of 2 electrons, Helium is literally the element that ghosted the entire periodic table. No wonder it's so light - it's carrying zero emotional baggage.

Coordinate System Therapy Session
Math Science
1 month ago 4.1K views 0 shares
Coordinate System Therapy Session
The vertical axis on a graph is called the Y-axis. The letter Y sounds like "why." So when the therapist asks "why" about the fear of the vertical axis, it triggers the exact thing the person fears. Classic mathematician trauma. Coordinates have feelings too.

Dark Matter Needs Therapy Too
Astronomy Physics Universe
1 month ago 7.5K views 0 shares
Dark Matter Needs Therapy Too
Even cosmic mysteries need therapy! This poor blob of dark matter is clearly going through an existential crisis while its therapist takes notes. Everyone's obsessed with detecting dark matter and mapping its location throughout the universe, but nobody's checking on its emotional well-being! Dark matter makes up about 27% of our universe and holds galaxies together, yet gets zero emotional support. Talk about an unappreciated relationship - it's literally the universe's backbone having a breakdown! Maybe if we showed it some love, those detection experiments would finally work... 🌌✨

Identity Crisis? Consult Your Identity Matrix
Math Science
2 months ago 5.8K views 0 shares
Identity Crisis? Consult Your Identity Matrix
Having an existential crisis? The identity matrix has your back! That perfect diagonal of 1's with zeros everywhere else isn't just mathematically significant—it's therapeutic. In linear algebra, multiplying by the identity matrix leaves everything unchanged (I×A = A), just like good therapy helps you return to your authentic self. Next time you're questioning your purpose, remember that even in the chaotic universe of mathematics, there's a matrix that knows exactly who it is and never changes anything it touches. Mathematical stability in an unstable world!

The OH-No Reaction
Chemistry Science
3 months ago 14.7K views 0 shares
The OH-No Reaction
The chemical wordplay here is *chef's kiss* magnificent! When someone says they fear hydroxyl groups (OH), and the therapist responds with "oh" – they've inadvertently triggered the patient's phobia! That's why the person reacts with such terror. It's like telling someone with arachnophobia "don't worry about the spider" while pointing behind them. For the chemistry newbies: hydroxyl groups are literally written as "-OH" in chemical formulas. They're everywhere in organic chemistry – alcohols, carbohydrates, even your DNA! Imagine being terrified every time someone offers you a drink or says "OH MY!" Chemistry anxiety at its finest!

My Grad School Experience
Academia Math Research Science
3 months ago 8.8K views 0 shares
My Grad School Experience
Graduate students sitting in a therapy circle, expressing their deepest mathematical trauma. "I'm angry at numbers. There's too many of them and stuff." This is the purest distillation of every statistics seminar I've ever attended. Six years into a PhD and still can't tell if p-values are my friends or mortal enemies. The relationship status is permanently "it's complicated."