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The Mod Locked The Thread With A Single Comment 😭

The Mod Locked The Thread With A Single Comment 😭
Engineering forums in their natural habitat. Someone asks a detailed, thoughtful question about wireless protocols and the mod's entire response is just "google." The digital equivalent of a professor writing "see textbook" on your 3-page question. Twenty years of engineering education and experience distilled into a single dismissive word. The beautiful irony is that if the poster had just googled "why are engineers so insufferably condescending," they'd have found this exact thread as the top result.

Oh So You're An Engineer?

Oh So You're An Engineer?
The moment you learn Ohm's Law and suddenly your family thinks you can resurrect their decade-old washing machine from the dead! Electrical Engineering students know the pain—one minute you're calculating circuit impedance, the next you're expected to be some appliance necromancer with a multimeter wand. Parents don't realize that fixing their washing machine is like asking a first-year med student to perform brain surgery... with a spoon! *frantically flips through textbook* "Chapter 1: How to avoid electrocution" isn't quite enough preparation for this family tech support role!

The Strategic Scientific Denial

The Strategic Scientific Denial
The universal defense mechanism of every scientist ever! Nothing triggers imposter syndrome faster than a relative assuming you're now the family tech support because you have a science degree. The sheer panic of being asked to fix a printer when your PhD was actually about fruit fly mating habits! It's that perfect combination of wanting to scream "THAT'S NOT WHAT I STUDY!" while simultaneously wondering if you should actually know this stuff anyway. The strategic "No" is self-preservation at its finest!

Debugging: The Ultimate Scientific Antidepressant

Debugging: The Ultimate Scientific Antidepressant
Nothing—and I mean NOTHING —can cure a scientist's existential dread faster than a technical problem they can actually solve! Ice cream? Nah. Back rub? Nope. But mention a computer glitch and suddenly they transform from depressed blob to caffeinated superhero! It's the scientific equivalent of giving a dragon a treasure hoard. The dopamine rush of fixing something broken is better than any therapy session. Who needs emotional processing when you can process data instead? 💻✨