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So Many Poor Souls Got Jebaited
Physics Engineering Science
2 days ago 3.1K views 0 shares
So Many Poor Souls Got Jebaited
The laws of thermodynamics aren't just suggestions, they're non-negotiable cosmic rules. These "portable air conditioners" without exhausts are basically fancy fans that blow the same hot air around your room while extracting money from your wallet. Heat doesn't just disappear—it needs somewhere to go. It's like trying to cool your house by opening the refrigerator door. The marketing department might have skipped physics class, but physics never skips a day of work.

Drop Your Personal Function (At Your Own Risk)
Math Science
1 month ago 4.9K views 0 shares
Drop Your Personal Function (At Your Own Risk)
The most elegant mathematical phishing attempt in history! This equation is basically asking you to plot a "personal function" using your entire credit card information as coefficients. Sure, I'll just hand over my 16-digit number, expiration date, and security code for... *checks notes*... science? Nice try, mathematical hackers. Next they'll be asking for my SSN to calculate the eigenvalues of my identity matrix.

The Negative Energy Business Model
Paranormal Geology Materials Science
1 month ago 6.8K views 0 shares
The Negative Energy Business Model
The crystal healing industry just got exposed ! That poor "hematite ring" simply broke because it's made of cheap metal, not because it "absorbed negative energy." Hematite is actually an iron oxide mineral that's quite sturdy—it doesn't spontaneously snap from your bad vibes! What we're witnessing is the perfect marriage between pseudoscience marketing and planned obsolescence. Next up: I'm selling "quantum alignment bracelets" that mysteriously need replacement every payday! *twirls mustache maniacally*

The Real Detox Heroes Get No Credit
Biology Medicine Science
2 months ago 9.8K views 0 shares
The Real Detox Heroes Get No Credit
Your body's actual detox squad—kidneys and liver—sitting silently in the corner while influencers rave about $70 juice cleanses that do absolutely nothing. The irony is magnificent. Your liver is processing toxins 24/7 without asking for Instagram followers or selling you overpriced lemon water. Meanwhile, the wellness industry has convinced people their intestines need "cleansing" as if evolution forgot to install that feature. Next time someone tries selling you a detox tea, remember your kidneys are already filtering your blood like absolute champions without charging you a monthly subscription fee.

Quantum Snake Oil: Trust Me Bro Edition
Physics Tech Science
3 months ago 8.8K views 0 shares
Quantum Snake Oil: Trust Me Bro Edition
The so-called "Majorana-1 Chip" looks like someone hot-glued a bunch of random electronic parts together and slapped a "trust me bro" label on it! 😂 This is the quantum computing equivalent of trying to convince your friends you built a time machine using an old calculator and some paperclips. Majorana fermions are actually fascinating quantum particles that can be their own antiparticles—but this janky contraption wouldn't detect a quantum state if it quantum-leaped right into it! The ultimate snake oil salesman of the physics world has entered the chat!