Pirates of the Caribbean? Nope, we've got Pi-rats sailing the mathematical seas! These rodent sailors are navigating by the most irrational of numbers. When asked how far the treasure is, the captain responds with "3.14" - because that's just how these Pi-rats roll. They don't measure in miles or kilometers, but in the fundamental constant that makes mathematicians drool. Next time you're lost at sea, forget your GPS - just bring a calculator and a cheese-loving first mate!