They May Be Bad, But Far From The Most Useless

The eternal territorial dispute of engineering disciplines, captured in their natural habitat. Computer engineers stuck in the middle, desperately trying to prevent Electrical and Mechanical engineers from their quarterly attempt at interdisciplinary homicide. Meanwhile, Civil engineers stand back watching the chaos, secure in their knowledge that bridges don't typically argue back. The department meeting minutes simply read: "Discussion occurred regarding power requirements for the robotics lab."

Engineers having a collective meltdown when Newton's First Law gets violated! The equation "ΣF≠0" (sum of forces not equal to zero) is basically physics blasphemy. While mechanical engineers calculate every tiny force with smug precision, civil engineers panic because unbalanced forces mean bridges go BOOM! It's like telling a chef their soufflé defies gravity. Next thing you know, buildings start floating and cars drive sideways. *twirls calculator maniacally* WHO NEEDS EQUILIBRIUM ANYWAY?! *throws physics textbook out window*

Engineers spend hours meticulously selecting the perfect component size, only to have Dexter's Dad show up with his comically oversized button. It's the electronic equivalent of bringing a sledgehammer to install a thumbtack. The precision of those 4.1mm to 28mm tactile switches becomes hilariously irrelevant when Professor Utonium decides what he really needs is the "destroy entire circuit board" option. This is why engineers develop trust issues and why project managers keep asking "but why is it behind schedule?"

Ever notice how sanitation engineers just radiate different energy? They start each day with the ultimate flex—knowing they're literally saving civilization from drowning in its own filth! While most of us are still hitting snooze, these heroes wake up PUMPED because without them, we'd be living in medieval plague conditions within a week. The blueprints in the background are just *chef's kiss* perfect—showing that proper waste management isn't just hauling trash, it's sophisticated infrastructure engineering that keeps diseases at bay and cities functioning. Next time you see your garbage collector, maybe give them the respect they deserve for being the actual superheroes preventing society's collapse!

Looking at a Mollier diagram is the engineering equivalent of trying to read a subway map while riding a rollercoaster. That tangle of pressure, enthalpy, and entropy lines isn't just a graph—it's a visual assault weapon. Engineering students squint at these monstrosities trying to figure out if water is vapor, liquid, or possibly transforming into a fifth state of matter nobody's discovered yet. The second law of thermodynamics should've included "thou shalt not create incomprehensible spaghetti diagrams that make students question their career choices." Prescription glasses companies must make a fortune during thermodynamics semester!

The cognitive dissonance is radioactive! This meme highlights how humans happily inhale fossil fuel emissions dispersed throughout our atmosphere, yet freak out about nuclear waste that's literally sealed in Fort Knox-level containment systems buried deep underground. Fun fact: you'd get more radiation exposure from eating a banana than standing next to a properly stored nuclear waste container. The irrational fear of nuclear energy might just be the greatest scientific PR failure of the modern era – all while we're collectively fine with turning our atmosphere into a carbon dioxide storage unit. Talk about misplaced priorities!