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The ultimate evolutionary smackdown! This meme brilliantly roasts Lamarck's theory of acquired characteristics - where giraffes supposedly stretched their necks to reach higher leaves and passed those stretched necks to their offspring. The progression shows trees growing taller, giraffes stretching more and more until... the moon tells them to back off! It's basically Darwin and modern genetics giving Lamarckism the scientific equivalent of "nice try, but no." The title references Cuvier and Weismann, two scientists who were major critics of Lamarckism. Weismann famously cut off mice tails for generations to prove that acquired traits aren't inherited (spoiler: baby mice kept being born with tails). Biology burn of the highest order!

Ever seen a protein get absolutely ambushed while just trying to live its life? That's what we're witnessing here in this biochemical drive-by! Homer (our innocent protein) is just chilling, "minding its own business" when Bart (kinase) shows up with that ATP energy star and decides violence is the answer. Next thing you know, BAM! – phosphate group slapped onto Homer, turning him from relaxed to EXTREMELY ACTIVATED. This is literally how your cells control protein function - through these molecular muggings that change protein behavior. The kinase is like "here's a phosphate, now DO SOMETHING with your life!" Meanwhile, the protein never asked for this responsibility. It's the biochemical equivalent of someone throwing coffee on you while you're napping and then demanding you run a marathon.

The molecular biology iceberg meme we didn't know we needed. At the surface, there's mRNA getting all the attention in university classes while tRNA drowns in neglect. Deeper down, rRNA sits forgotten like a skeleton in a chair. But the true nightmare fuel lurks in the abyss—obscure RNA types like shRNA, snRNA, and piRNA that professors mention once and expect you to remember on the final exam. The deeper you go in RNA biology, the more existential dread sets in. Just like my lab notebook after six consecutive failed PCRs.

The existential crisis of scientists discovering Earth is just one giant chemistry lab! While chemists see a world of glassware and reactions, molecular biologists are having a meltdown realizing their precious plastics are nowhere to be found. That astronaut pointing the gun is definitely a chemist who's tired of explaining that silicon dioxide is basically fancy sand. Meanwhile, the molecular biologist is experiencing the five stages of grief at warp speed—currently stuck between denial and bargaining: "But where will I put my cell cultures if not in plastic petri dishes?!"

The scientific explanation? Boring. The real reason night vision is green? Pure 90s gaming nostalgia! Remember squinting at that tiny Game Boy screen while hiding under your blanket after bedtime? Those monochromatic green pixels of Metal Gear Solid on the original Game Boy are forever burned into our retinas. Sure, rod cells in our eyes are more sensitive to green wavelengths (around 555 nanometers), making it the optimal choice for low-light amplification... but let's be honest, military engineers just wanted to feel like they were in a video game while crawling through the jungle. Science is just an excuse for our collective nostalgia!

Darwin would be rolling in his grave if he saw how we've butchered natural selection into "press B to stop evolution." The meme shows what Pokémon evolution would actually look like if it followed real biological principles - gradual changes across generations with color variants representing different environmental adaptations. Instead of magical transformations, we'd get slight modifications based on selective pressures. It's basically what happens when a biologist crashes a Nintendo meeting and starts ranting about phylogenetic trees while everyone else just wanted to sell more plush toys.