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Even Newton Needs To Keep His CV Updated These Days
Physics Academia Scientists Science Research
2 days ago 3.0K views 0 shares
Even Newton Needs To Keep His CV Updated These Days
Imagine discovering gravity, inventing calculus, and revolutionizing physics only to still need email verification in 2023. Poor Newton finally landed that sweet MIT gig after 300+ years, but probably had to deal with HR asking for his "recent publications." His citation count is impressive though—4442 for just one paper! Einstein is somewhere furiously updating his LinkedIn while Tesla is trying to remember which email he used for arXiv. The academic job market is so brutal even the dead have to compete now.

Great Things Happening At MIT
Physics Ai Academia Scientists
1 month ago 7.2K views 0 shares
Great Things Happening At MIT
Einstein's equation gets a modern upgrade. Apparently, the secret to winning a Nobel Prize these days is just adding "AI" to any famous formula. Next week: F=ma+blockchain. The Nobel Committee's standards have really evolved since 1921.

The Ultimate New Year's Sleep Hack
Chemistry Academia Science
3 months ago 9.5K views 0 shares
The Ultimate New Year's Sleep Hack
The ultimate New Year's sleep hack! Instead of counting sheep, just count electron configurations. Nothing says "party's over" like MIT's 2008 chemistry lectures hitting your brain at 11:30 PM on December 31st. The precision timing (11:30:41 PM specifically) is pure genius—exactly enough time for the introductory monotone to lull you into unconsciousness before midnight strikes. Who needs champagne when you've got periodic tables and valence bonds? It's the academic equivalent of chloroform—educational, yet devastatingly effective at neutralizing any remaining neural activity after a long year.

Mathematical Blasphemy Through The Ages
Math Academia Science Scientists
3 months ago 8.4K views 0 shares
Mathematical Blasphemy Through The Ages
When mathematicians see someone write "e = 8" on an MIT entrance exam from 1869, they collectively lose their minds! The meme shows historical figures (including what appears to be Euler himself) trying to restrain someone who's witnessing this mathematical blasphemy. It's like catching someone claiming the Earth is flat at a NASA conference! The joke references how mathematicians get irrationally upset (pun intended) about approximations. While engineers might round π to 3 for practical calculations, seeing the mathematical constant e (approximately 2.71828) defined as 8 would make any mathematician need therapy. The title "π=3 Is So 21st Century" suggests we've moved beyond that old mathematical sin to commit even more outrageous ones!