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Anybody Know The Thread Pitch On These? Tapping Some Corn For A BBQ
Engineering Materials
2 days ago 2.7K views 0 shares
Anybody Know The Thread Pitch On These? Tapping Some Corn For A BBQ
Engineering humor at its corniest! Someone's taken literal "tap and die" tools (those green screw-threading devices) and screwed them into corn cobs like they're machining some organic hardware. The perfect intersection of dad jokes and engineering principles. Next time your engineer friend says they're "preparing food," maybe check if they brought their toolbox instead of cooking utensils. This is what happens when you let engineers near the kitchen - suddenly everything becomes a technical problem to solve!

Corn Be Out Here Like
Biology
2 days ago 3.1K views 0 shares
Corn Be Out Here Like
The ultimate plant wingman story! Beans sliding into corn's DMs with that "come over" text, but corn's playing hard to get with its nitrogen deficiency excuse. Then beans flexes those rhizobia muscles—basically saying "I've got what you need, baby." The corn's reaction? Pure botanical excitement! That zoom-blur effect is basically corn sprinting to get some of that sweet, sweet nitrogen action. This is why farmers plant these two together—it's not crop rotation, it's a plant hookup service.

I=Corn, Proof By Dream
Math Academia Science
1 month ago 5.8K views 0 shares
I=Corn, Proof By Dream
The subconscious mind solves complex math problems in mysterious ways! When you're dozing off in linear algebra and your brain decides that "i = corn" and "j = chicken," you've unlocked a new branch of mathematics. Clearly, the imaginary unit needed to be more... organic. Next time your professor asks about complex numbers, just confidently state that "i" is approximately 43 kernels of corn, and "j" is whatever that chicken thinks it is. Nobel Prize in mathematics incoming! (Wait, that doesn't exist? My dream math says otherwise.)