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Nothing triggers a physicist faster than mathematical blasphemy. Our hero complains about engineers contradicting physics, only to be utterly destroyed by "Pi = 3 = e" - an equation so mathematically criminal it should come with jail time. For context, Pi is approximately 3.14159..., while e is about 2.71828... To a physicist, saying these constants equal each other (and equal 3) is like telling a chef that ketchup and fine wine are identical substances. The response? "#harassment" - because sometimes there's no comeback for pure mathematical violence.

The coding equivalent of building a robot that steals your own blueprints! Creating a repost bot only to have it scrape content from moderators is like engineering a self-destruct button and pressing it while still holding the device. Those mathematical equations in the background aren't just for show—they're calculating exactly how fast you'll get banned! Pro tip: Even the smartest algorithms need an "avoid the people who can delete my existence" parameter.

The classic logical fallacy explosion! Someone makes a misleading claim about Germany replacing nuclear with coal, then tries to use that faulty premise to attack renewable energy entirely. Our stick figure hero wasn't having ANY of that nonsense and went full nuclear (pun absolutely intended) on the red-hatted logical fallacy peddler! Fun energy fact: Germany has actually been rapidly expanding renewables while phasing out both nuclear AND coal. The country hit a record 59% renewable electricity in 2023! Turns out you can criticize energy policy without making stuff up - what a concept! *adjusts wild scientist hair while cackling maniacally*

Ever tried explaining electronics to non-engineers? It's like watching someone recite quantum physics to a goldfish! The top character is literally spewing transistor jargon like it's completely normal conversation, while everyone else is wondering if they're witnessing a technical meltdown. For the curious nerds: NPN transistors DO work by diffusion current from emitter to base continuing as drift current from base to collector. But explaining that at a party? You might as well be speaking Klingon while juggling soldering irons! 🤓⚡

Google Gemini's AI has gone full philosophical professor on us! Someone innocently searches "I am doing engineering" and instead of showing CAD software or stress analysis tools, Gemini drops this existential bomb: "Doing engineering is the common mistake many people commit; it is neither right nor wrong." Engineers everywhere just spat out their coffee. Four years of calculus, thermodynamics, and all-nighters just to be told your career choice is a "common mistake" that's morally neutral? Thanks, Gemini! Next time I'll ask if building bridges is just a phase I'm going through.

Behold! The ultimate electrical engineering prank! That purple note says "0.0 Ω" (zero ohms), which in circuit-speak means NO RESISTANCE whatsoever—basically a straight wire! The poor engineer's reaction is PRICELESS because they're expecting a specialized component but got the electrical equivalent of "just connect the wires directly, you overthinking nerd!" It's like ordering a gourmet sandwich and receiving two pieces of bread with a note saying "assembly required." The ultimate electrical engineer dad joke that would make Nikola Tesla roll in his grave... with laughter!