I=Corn, Proof By Dream

Mathematicians falling head over heels for prime numbers is the ULTIMATE nerd romance! 💘 In math circles, 5 and 11 are considered "sexy primes" because they differ by 6. This passionate attraction isn't just some random crush—it's a legitimate mathematical relationship! Prime numbers (divisible only by 1 and themselves) are the building blocks of mathematics, and finding special patterns between them makes mathematicians weak in the knees. Next time someone calls you weird for getting excited about numbers, just tell them you're experiencing a prime relationship!

The mathematical aristocracy strikes again. In the world of angles, 270° is that awkward middle child who never quite fits in with the cool kids (90°, 180°, 360°). Meanwhile, the fancy gentlemen below—representing right angles, straight angles, and full circles—literally look down on the reflex angle from their geometric high horses. Classic angle elitism. Next they'll be saying they have better "degrees" of education.

The mathematical version of "I'm not like other girls." Hardy's over there impressed by his own basic math, while Ramanujan is contemplating whether to even bother explaining where those formulas came from. The best part? Ramanujan literally dreamed up some of his most groundbreaking formulas because the goddess Namagiri whispered them to him in his sleep. Meanwhile, the rest of us need three cups of coffee just to remember the quadratic formula. That notebook is the mathematical equivalent of finding Shakespeare's first drafts written on cocktail napkins—pure genius with zero explanation. No wonder Hardy's mind is blown; mine would need reconstructive surgery.

EUREKA! Someone finally "solved" infinity! *maniacal laughter* This mathematical madness takes a perfectly valid formula for summing finite numbers and then applies it to infinity with the subtlety of a wrecking ball! The proof starts with a correct formula, then veers into the mathematical twilight zone by claiming that 1+2+3+... equals -1/12 (which is actually a famous result in string theory, but NOT in the way shown here). Then it performs quadratic formula gymnastics to "calculate" infinity as -0.2113... Absolute numerical nonsense! It's like trying to measure the universe with a broken ruler while riding a unicycle. No Fields Medal for you, but perhaps a Nobel Prize in Creative Mathematics?

The eternal meta-struggle of the STEM spouse relationship. One partner desperately tries to explain why partial differential equations are hilarious in that new engineering meme, while their significant other maintains the blank stare of someone who'd rather watch paint dry. The calculus jokes that keep you up at night laughing are apparently not universal currency in relationships. Who knew that explaining why the integral of e^x is still e^x would be met with such indifference? Relationships: where your brilliant mathematical humor goes to die.

Mathematical chaos has entered the chat! This brave soul is fighting for the fraction 22/7 (≈3.1428...) to replace the traditional 3.14 as our Pi Day celebration. It's like choosing between two nearly identical twins, except one is 0.0013 more attractive. Next up: arguing that 355/113 (≈3.1415929...) should be the real Pi Day because it's even more precise. The mathematical hill some people choose to die on is apparently shaped like a slightly more accurate circle.