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The Communist Chemistry Of Covalent Bonds
Chemistry Science
26 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
The Communist Chemistry Of Covalent Bonds
The Communist Bunny strikes again! In covalent bonds, atoms don't believe in electron ownership—they're full-on sharing enthusiasts. These atomic comrades literally pool their electron resources for the greater molecular good. No single atom gets to hoard electrons; it's a perfect electron commune where everyone contributes according to their ability and receives according to their electronegativity. Karl Marx would be so proud of these little socialist elements forming the backbone of organic chemistry!

In Soviet Molecule, Electron Shares You
Chemistry Physics Science
29 days ago 5.8K views 0 shares
In Soviet Molecule, Electron Shares You
This meme brilliantly captures the fundamental principle of covalent bonding with a communist twist! Hydrogen atoms, the simplest atoms with just one electron, form H₂ molecules by sharing their electrons—literally going from "mine" to "ours." The Soviet Bugs Bunny perfectly represents this electron-sharing arrangement. Next time your students complain about chemistry being boring, just remind them that electrons were practicing communism billions of years before Marx was even born.

When Acid-Base Chemistry Gets Political
Chemistry Science
29 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
When Acid-Base Chemistry Gets Political
This is peak chemistry humor playing on acid-base chemistry and political ideologies! When the pKa value is greater than the pH (top panel), the acid keeps its proton - hence "MY proton" with the American flag backdrop representing individualism. But when pH exceeds pKa (bottom panel), the acid donates its proton to the solution - suddenly it's "OUR proton" with the Soviet flag and communist symbolism. The molecule shown is acetic acid, which has a pKa around 4.76, meaning it switches between these states depending on the solution's pH. Chemistry nerds unite!

Communist Electrons Vs. Capitalist Electrons
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 5.1K views 0 shares
Communist Electrons Vs. Capitalist Electrons
Cold War chemistry at its finest. Ionic bonds represent the capitalist American approach—one atom selfishly hoarding electrons while the other is left electron-poor. Meanwhile, covalent bonds embody the communist ideal of electron-sharing between atoms. Your professor clearly skipped the chapter on metallic bonds, where electrons flow freely like in some kind of chemical anarchy. Next thing you know, they'll be claiming hydrogen bonds are just ionic bonds with commitment issues.

We Can Use Your Math, Right?
Math Physics Science Academia Scientists
1 month ago 6.0K views 0 shares
We Can Use Your Math, Right?
The eternal dance between pure mathematicians and physicists in one perfect Soviet Bugs Bunny meme. Mathematicians develop elegant abstract theories in their ivory towers, and before the ink even dries, physicists swoop in with their hammer and sickle: "OUR MATH now, comrade!" The funniest part? Those abstract mathematical concepts that seemed completely useless often become the exact tools physicists need decades later. Non-Euclidean geometry? Tensor calculus? Group theory? *Yoink* — all seized for the greater good of explaining the universe. Meanwhile, mathematicians just sigh and create something even more obscure.

Solid State Physics Be Like
Physics Materials Chemistry Science
1 month ago 5.9K views 0 shares
Solid State Physics Be Like
Behold the glorious material transformation! In diamond, carbon atoms are selfish capitalists - each atom hoarding its electrons in a rigid tetrahedral structure. But in graphene? Those same carbon atoms go FULL COMMUNIST, sharing electrons freely in a 2D honeycomb of collective electron bliss! It's basically the Cold War but with carbon allotropes. Those delocalized π-electrons in graphene don't believe in private ownership - they zoom around like little revolutionary comrades creating superconductivity! Diamond may sparkle, but graphene's shared electron cloud is the REAL party! 🔬⚛️

Communism Gives The Pigment
Biology Science Medicine
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Communism Gives The Pigment
In Soviet Russia, blood doesn't get its color from hemoglobin—it gets it from PURE IDEOLOGICAL FERVOR! This meme brilliantly combines basic biology with cold war politics. While hemoglobin (the correct answer) gives blood its red color by binding to oxygen, the meme suggests that communism—with its iconic red symbolism—is the true source of crimson circulation. Those red blood cells aren't just carrying oxygen; they're carrying THE REVOLUTION! Clearly, this is what medical textbooks have been hiding from us all along. Biology teachers everywhere are trembling.

Cold War Chemistry: How Political Systems Explain Atomic Bonds
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 5.5K views 0 shares
Cold War Chemistry: How Political Systems Explain Atomic Bonds
The chemistry struggle is REAL! This meme brilliantly uses Cold War symbolism to explain chemical bonds. Ionic bonds are like America - "MY electrons" - where one atom basically steals electrons from another (capitalist style). Meanwhile, covalent bonds are the Soviet Union's "OUR electrons" approach, where atoms actually share their electrons (communist style). Chemistry teachers everywhere are secretly using this to help students remember the difference! Next time you're staring blankly at your chemistry homework, just remember: electrons are either privately owned or part of the commune!

The Red Menace In Biology 101
Biology Medicine Science
2 months ago 6.5K views 0 shares
The Red Menace In Biology 101
Looks like someone's biology exam just turned into a political litmus test! The correct answer is hemoglobin, but option E suggests blood gets its crimson hue from communism. Must be why they call it the Red Scare. Thirty years after the Cold War and communism is still infiltrating our educational system—one multiple choice question at a time. Next chapter: "How the mitochondria seized the means of energy production."

The Great Scientific Credit Heist
Research Tech Academia
2 months ago 5.3K views 0 shares
The Great Scientific Credit Heist
The intellectual property redistribution struggle is real! That moment when you excitedly announce your brilliant innovation only for management to immediately Soviet-ize it with "our revolutionary approach." Classic corporate communism at work—where individual brilliance mysteriously transforms into collective achievement faster than electrons jumping energy levels. Next thing you know, your name vanishes from the project faster than neutrinos passing through lead. The hammer and sickle behind Bugs Bunny isn't subtle, but neither is your boss taking credit for your 3 AM caffeine-fueled breakthrough!

Covalent Communism: Sharing Is Caring
Chemistry Science
2 months ago 6.9K views 0 shares
Covalent Communism: Sharing Is Caring
The perfect chemistry joke doesn't exi-- 🤣 In a covalent bond, atoms don't hoard electrons like capitalists - they share them equally like good little communists! The hammer and sickle with "our electrons" is chemistry perfection. Unlike ionic bonds where one atom basically steals electrons, covalent bonds are the ultimate electron commune where everyone contributes to the valence shell potluck. Next time you see water (H₂O) or methane (CH₄), just know those molecules are running tiny socialist utopias where no electron is left behind!

Proof By Communism
Math Science
2 months ago 7.2K views 0 shares
Proof By Communism
Soviet mathematics: where 2+2=5 if the Party says so! This propaganda poster perfectly captures the absurdity of trying to bend reality to ideology. In actual arithmetic, 2+2=4, but throw in some "worker enthusiasm" and suddenly production quotas are miraculously exceeded! The Soviet regime literally tried to mathematically prove that communism works by adding enthusiasm to basic equations. Next time your math professor marks your answer wrong, just claim you added enthusiasm to your calculation. Works every time... in gulags.