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The Red Menace In Biology 101
Biology Medicine Science
12 days ago 3.6K views 0 shares
The Red Menace In Biology 101
Looks like someone's biology exam just turned into a political litmus test! The correct answer is hemoglobin, but option E suggests blood gets its crimson hue from communism. Must be why they call it the Red Scare. Thirty years after the Cold War and communism is still infiltrating our educational system—one multiple choice question at a time. Next chapter: "How the mitochondria seized the means of energy production."

The Great Scientific Credit Heist
Research Tech Academia
21 days ago 4.1K views 0 shares
The Great Scientific Credit Heist
The intellectual property redistribution struggle is real! That moment when you excitedly announce your brilliant innovation only for management to immediately Soviet-ize it with "our revolutionary approach." Classic corporate communism at work—where individual brilliance mysteriously transforms into collective achievement faster than electrons jumping energy levels. Next thing you know, your name vanishes from the project faster than neutrinos passing through lead. The hammer and sickle behind Bugs Bunny isn't subtle, but neither is your boss taking credit for your 3 AM caffeine-fueled breakthrough!

Covalent Communism: Sharing Is Caring
Chemistry Science
27 days ago 5.1K views 0 shares
Covalent Communism: Sharing Is Caring
The perfect chemistry joke doesn't exi-- 🤣 In a covalent bond, atoms don't hoard electrons like capitalists - they share them equally like good little communists! The hammer and sickle with "our electrons" is chemistry perfection. Unlike ionic bonds where one atom basically steals electrons, covalent bonds are the ultimate electron commune where everyone contributes to the valence shell potluck. Next time you see water (H₂O) or methane (CH₄), just know those molecules are running tiny socialist utopias where no electron is left behind!

Proof By Communism
Math Science
29 days ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Proof By Communism
Soviet mathematics: where 2+2=5 if the Party says so! This propaganda poster perfectly captures the absurdity of trying to bend reality to ideology. In actual arithmetic, 2+2=4, but throw in some "worker enthusiasm" and suddenly production quotas are miraculously exceeded! The Soviet regime literally tried to mathematically prove that communism works by adding enthusiasm to basic equations. Next time your math professor marks your answer wrong, just claim you added enthusiasm to your calculation. Works every time... in gulags.

The Red Scare In Biology Class
Biology Science Medicine Academia
1 month ago 9.3K views 0 shares
The Red Scare In Biology Class
Someone slipped a little Cold War humor into this biology exam! The correct answer is hemoglobin (that iron-containing protein that makes your blood cells look like tiny red submarines). But option E suggesting "communism" is giving us major "our red blood cells" vibes! 🚩 Fun fact: Hemoglobin actually contains iron which binds to oxygen, giving blood its rich red color. Meanwhile, communism just gives countries red flags! Biology teachers with secret political science minors are the most dangerous species in academia!