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Cold War Chemistry: How Political Systems Explain Atomic Bonds
Chemistry Science
19 hours ago 2.8K views 0 shares
Cold War Chemistry: How Political Systems Explain Atomic Bonds
The chemistry struggle is REAL! This meme brilliantly uses Cold War symbolism to explain chemical bonds. Ionic bonds are like America - "MY electrons" - where one atom basically steals electrons from another (capitalist style). Meanwhile, covalent bonds are the Soviet Union's "OUR electrons" approach, where atoms actually share their electrons (communist style). Chemistry teachers everywhere are secretly using this to help students remember the difference! Next time you're staring blankly at your chemistry homework, just remember: electrons are either privately owned or part of the commune!

Three Brilliant Minds, Three Different Takes On Time
Physics Scientists Science
20 hours ago 2.7K views 0 shares
Three Brilliant Minds, Three Different Takes On Time
Physics meets conspiracy theory in this scientific evolution of time! Newton's classical mechanics viewed time as flowing equally for everyone everywhere—no exceptions. Then Einstein crashed the party with relativity, proving time actually stretches and compresses depending on your speed and gravitational situation (that meeting really did last forever). But Marx takes the philosophical plot twist: forget the physics—time is just capitalism's greatest marketing scam! The progression from objective scientific truth to "wake up sheeple!" is pure genius. Next time your watch says you're late, just explain you reject the temporal-industrial complex.

Patent Applications Be Like
Engineering Tech Research
6 days ago 3.3K views 0 shares
Patent Applications Be Like
The corporate evolution of hanging your underwear outside! Regular clotheslines? Boring. Call it an "Automatic Solar Dryer" and suddenly you've got venture capital interest. But wait—throw in some buzzwords like "UV Disinfection" (which is literally just... sunlight doing its job) and now you're filing patents and securing Series A funding for a piece of string. This is why patent attorneys drive nicer cars than the actual inventors. Innovation™: rebranding the obvious since the dawn of capitalism.

The Timekeeping Conspiracy
Physics Scientists Science Universe
19 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
The Timekeeping Conspiracy
The scientific paradigm shift meets conspiracy theory! Newton gave us absolute time, Einstein bent it with relativity, and then Marx comes in with the ultimate hot take—it's all a capitalist plot to sell clocks. The beautiful evolution of physics from Newtonian mechanics to Einsteinian relativity gets derailed into economic theory faster than light through a vacuum. Next up: Schrödinger reveals time is both a particle AND a wave, but only when no one's looking at their watch.

When Capitalism Meets Conservation
Biology Academia Science Earth-science
26 days ago 5.8K views 0 shares
When Capitalism Meets Conservation
Nothing says "I've completely missed the point" quite like suggesting we ditch biodiversity for stakeholder profits. This meme perfectly captures that moment when someone in your environmental science class drops the corporate-friendly hot take that makes even the professor's soul leave their body. It's the academic equivalent of saying "why save the rainforest when we could build a really nice parking lot?" The silent rage in that final panel is every conservation biologist mentally calculating how many species would go extinct while this person is still talking.

The Human Foundation Of Economic Inequality
Math
29 days ago 4.8K views 0 shares
The Human Foundation Of Economic Inequality
Ever notice how the economy is basically a giant Jenga tower of financial literacy? The top 1% enjoys beachfront paradise while literally standing on the backs of people who can't calculate compound interest. Next time someone says "I'm not a math person" while signing a 29.99% APR credit card, pour one out for their future bank account. The mathematical illiteracy tax is real, and it's supporting entire industries—from payday loans to lottery tickets to those "buy now, pay way more later" schemes. Knowing the difference between 15% and 15% APR might just be the difference between vacationing on that beach or being part of the human infrastructure beneath it!

Can't Wait To Have McDonald's On Mars
Astronomy Science Tech
1 month ago 8.7K views 0 shares
Can't Wait To Have McDonald's On Mars
Humanity's true colonization priority: fast food before functioning ecosystems! The meme brilliantly satirizes our species' tendency to replicate our most questionable habits wherever we go. One week on Mars and we've already got McDonald's, 7-Eleven, sports cars, and billboards—while NASA's rover looks utterly bewildered at being outpaced by capitalism. The red planet never stood a chance against the golden arches! Reminds me of how we managed to leave microplastics on Mount Everest before we even finished mapping its geology. Space exploration meets corporate expansion in the ultimate interplanetary franchise opportunity.