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Close Enough For Engineering Purposes
Engineering Math Physics
2 days ago 2.9K views 0 shares
Close Enough For Engineering Purposes
Pure engineering genius at work! Why bother with mathematical precision when you can just make the universe conform to your convenience? Pi = 3? Gravity = 10 m/s²? And voilà, your bridge almost connects! That tiny gap is just a "margin of error" or as engineers call it, "a pedestrian's exciting leap of faith." Next time your civil engineer friend says they're "building with safety factors," just remember this is what they actually mean. The bridge isn't incomplete—it's just giving you the opportunity to practice your long jump skills!

When Approximations Lead To Highways To Nowhere
Math Physics Engineering
1 month ago 14.1K views 0 shares
When Approximations Lead To Highways To Nowhere
When engineers use π = 3 and gravity = 10 m/s², physics weeps but bridges still somehow stand. The gap in this highway is the perfect monument to what happens when you round too aggressively in your calculations. Those people are now contemplating whether to trust the math that got them there or the physics that's about to get them down. Pro tip: Always carry a calculator when approaching civil engineering projects designed by someone who thinks circles are triangles.

Marching To The Beat Of Destructive Interference
Physics Math Engineering
1 month ago 17.4K views 0 shares
Marching To The Beat Of Destructive Interference
The sign on Albert Bridge warns troops to break step when marching across—a classic example of resonant frequency in action. When soldiers march in unison, they can create oscillations that match the bridge's natural frequency, potentially causing catastrophic structural failure. Meanwhile, the military commander's orders for "random walk" are a brilliant physics joke. In mathematics, a random walk describes a path of random steps—exactly what you need to prevent rhythmic resonance. The absurd title with "picoseconds per square root mile" is just chef's kiss nonsense units that would make any physicist twitch uncontrollably.