They Always Take The Credit

Engineering exams have evolved dramatically! Grandma's reminiscing about the ancient ritual of pencil-and-paper Professional Engineering civil exams, while her descendant gently suggests it's time for medication and rest. Those PE exams were legendary 8-hour marathons of structural calculations and code compliance that could break even the strongest engineer's spirit. Today's engineers face digital testing platforms but still suffer the same existential dread. Some things in engineering never change—just the delivery method of the trauma!

Engineering department rivalry distilled into its purest form. Mechanical engineers and industrial engineers pretending not to know each other at parties is practically a scientific constant. One designs the machines, the other optimizes the processes, yet they act like distant relatives at Thanksgiving. The stoic "No" from mechanical engineers speaks volumes about their relationship with equations and physical constraints, while the cheerful "Yes" from industrial engineers reflects their optimistic approach to efficiency problems. It's the academic equivalent of oil and water—except both insist they have the superior method for separating the two.

Engineering students facing their electronics exam be like: "I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me." The operational amplifier (op-amp) symbol strikes fear into the hearts of even the bravest students! That little triangle with the plus and minus inputs might look innocent, but when you're trying to calculate gain, impedance, and feedback circuits at 2 AM before your exam... it becomes the final boss of electrical engineering! Even Tesla would be sweating bullets right now.

Ever tweaked ONE TINY PARAMETER in your simulation and then watched your computer transform into a space heater for the next 2 hours? That's finite element analysis for ya! Engineers and physicists worldwide unite in this special form of self-torture where we break complex systems into tiny mathematical pieces, then wait ETERNALLY while our poor school computers with 2GB RAM try to solve differential equations that would make Einstein sweat. The best part? When it finally finishes and your design still breaks because you forgot to account for gravity. CLASSIC ENGINEERING MOMENT!

Control engineers having a field day with this one! The left shooter is decked out with fancy high-tech gear representing complex control algorithms like Model Predictive Control (MPC), Linear Quadratic Regulator (LQR), H-infinity synthesis, and all those neural network goodies. Meanwhile, the right shooter with just a basic pistol represents PID Control - that simple, reliable workhorse that's been keeping our thermostats, drones, and industrial processes running since the 1920s. Despite all our fancy mathematical advancements, sometimes the simple PID controller (Proportional-Integral-Derivative) still gets the job done just as well! It's like bringing a calculator to a math competition while everyone else lugs in supercomputers. Engineering's greatest flex is knowing when simple is better than sophisticated!

The kid just implemented the perfect security flaw. That code deliberately displays "Wrong login or password" even when the password is correct on first attempt. Classic security theater that drives developers insane. The coffee guy is the only one maintaining his composure, probably because he wrote this monstrosity in the first place. Security through obscurity at its finest.