Academic integrity Memes

The ultimate scientific power move: deriving equations from first principles because you can't remember if it's sin²θ + cos²θ = 1 or sin²θ - cos²θ = 1. That desperate moment when you're staring at your screen, calculator in one hand, scribbled notes in the other, thinking "I could Google this... but what if it's one of those trick sites that deliberately gives wrong answers to catch cheaters?" So you channel your inner Thanos, snap your fingers at conventional wisdom, and rebuild calculus from scratch in the middle of your timed exam. Twenty minutes later, you've reinvented half of differential equations just to solve one problem worth 2 points.

Schrodinger's academic integrity in action! The villain's logic is both brilliantly flawed and technically correct—existing in a superposition of ethical states. It's like applying the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to cheating: the more certain you are about not cheating, the less chance there is of being caught. Students who follow this advice are guaranteed a 0% detection rate with 100% confidence intervals. Pure statistical perfection!