Nah Totally The Contractor's Fault

The distinguished toad in Victorian attire has finally conquered the engineering gauntlet! The Fundamentals of Engineering exam—that sadistic rite of passage designed to crush souls and destroy weekends—has claimed countless victims, but not our amphibious friend. After 400 practice problems, 17 energy drinks, and what was probably a mental breakdown at 3 AM in the university library, this well-dressed croaker can now proudly announce his triumph with all the pomp and formality of someone who just survived academic hell. Engineers don't celebrate—they inform with great pleasure .

Engineering humor at its corniest! Someone's taken literal "tap and die" tools (those green screw-threading devices) and screwed them into corn cobs like they're machining some organic hardware. The perfect intersection of dad jokes and engineering principles. Next time your engineer friend says they're "preparing food," maybe check if they brought their toolbox instead of cooking utensils. This is what happens when you let engineers near the kitchen - suddenly everything becomes a technical problem to solve!

Rumor has it he called eigenvalues "weak" and said real programmers use Excel. The MATLAB community simply couldn't tolerate his claims that "matrices are just tables for nerds." Apparently the final straw was when he tried to transpose a non-square matrix and blamed the software for the error message. Classic case of mathematical cancel culture. His Bugatti is now running on Python scripts.

Mind = BLOWN! That moment when your brain short-circuits because the mighty RS-25 engines—capable of launching humans to SPACE—are basically just fancy teakettles! 🚀💦 These engineering marvels burn hydrogen with oxygen to create... wait for it... STEAM! That's right! The same stuff coming out of your morning coffee is what's propelling a 2,000-ton spacecraft into orbit at 17,500 mph. The universe runs on irony and H₂O, my friends! Next time someone asks what powers space travel, just tell them "spicy water" and watch their expression match this meme perfectly!

The universal truth of engineering education right here! This pie chart brilliantly breaks down the REAL curriculum of group projects. Notice how the tiniest sliver is actually learning to work with others—you know, the supposed point of the whole exercise! Meanwhile, half the chart is split between "doing everything yourself" and "developing a healthy hatred for your teammates." The tiny red slice for "actual information" is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Engineering students spend years mastering complex equations only to discover their most valuable skill is figuring out how to complete a six-person project while their teammates are mysteriously "busy" every single weekend!

The engineering student's dilemma in one perfect meme! 😂 That moment when your brain is split between "I can calculate the tensile strength of this bridge" and "How do I start a conversation without mentioning differential equations?" The third wolf? It's sitting in the corner wondering if it's qualified to be there at all! Every engineering student knows the struggle - brilliant enough to solve complex problems, yet somehow the equation for basic human interaction remains unsolvable. The social algorithm has a bug that no amount of debugging can fix!