Fine, I'll Derive It Myself

The mathematical world is in shambles! Function composition (fog) gets the royal treatment with excitement, while its inverse (gof) gets the confused, disappointed reaction. It's the ultimate math betrayal! Mathematicians really do have favorites when it comes to order of operations. Next time your calculus professor claims there's no bias in mathematics, just show them this meme and watch them try to explain why they always write "f compose g" instead of "g compose f" on the board. The notation struggle is real!

Nothing says "I don't want to do this calculation myself" quite like a mathematician using the royal "we" to assign you a problem they've never actually solved. That smug pipe-smoking expression is the universal sign of someone who just delegated 4 hours of integration by parts to students while sipping tea in their office. The academic equivalent of "I know the answer, I just want to see if you know it."

Engineering students worldwide know the pain! The meme shows a desperate student looking at a YouTube thumbnail of Jeff Hanson - the legendary savior of struggling engineering students. His Strength of Materials tutorials are the last hope when you're drowning in beam deflection equations and stress-strain curves. The irony is perfect - after failing the exam, you're staring at the very resource that could've saved you, like finding a life jacket after your ship has sunk. Pro tip: discover Jeff before the exam and you might avoid the emotional breakdown!

Busted! Someone clearly asked ChatGPT to write their paper introduction and forgot to remove the dead giveaway: "Certainly, here is a possible introduction for your topic!" 🤦‍♂️ This is what happens when researchers try to shortcut the publication process! The highlighted section screams "I made AI do my homework" in a prestigious scientific journal. The paper is about fancy lithium battery technology, but all anyone will remember is this epic AI footprint left behind. Peer reviewers must have been napping that day. This is like leaving the price tag on your wedding dress or forgetting to remove "insert company name here" from your cover letter. Academic publishing: now with 100% more obvious AI artifacts!

The mathematical journey from elementary school to PhD is basically intellectual hazing. Fifth graders confidently multiply six-digit numbers while doctoral students stare blankly at basic addition. After years of abstract algebra and non-Euclidean geometry, your brain becomes so specialized in theoretical mathematics that it forgets how to perform simple calculations. The propeller hat is just chef's kiss—nothing says "I've reached the pinnacle of mathematical education" like needing a calculator to split the dinner bill.

The ultimate brain expansion journey through cellular respiration! 🧠⚡ First panel: The complicated metabolic pathway chart that makes students question their life choices. *nervous laughter* Second panel: The slightly less terrifying mitochondria diagram with its fancy membrane and molecular dance party. Third panel: GLUCOSE → ATP with sparkles! The beautiful simplification that makes your brain light up like "OMG I GET IT NOW!" Fourth panel: THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL - the transcendent knowledge that will stay with you forever while everything else from biology class vanishes into the void. Biology teachers everywhere: "If they remember nothing else, at least they'll know where ATP comes from!" *maniacal scientist laugh*