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The mathematical heartbreak is real! Those dots between "I'll be" and "you" aren't random punctuation—they're the mathematical symbol for "there exists" (∃) and "for all" (∀). In proper notation, it reads "I'll be there for you," like the ultimate mathematical promise. The punchline hits hard because if you flunked math class, you'd miss this beautiful logic declaration of eternal support. It's basically a math nerd's love letter that doubles as an IQ test.

When Fermat said "All Fermat numbers are prime!" Euler basically said "Hold my quill pen" and factored 4,294,967,297 into 641 × 6,700,417... by hand . 🤯 Fermat numbers (2 2 n + 1) were thought to be prime for all values, but Euler crushed that dream with pure mathematical wizardry. He didn't need a calculator, supercomputer, or even electricity—just his brain and possibly an unhealthy obsession with large numbers. Meanwhile, I struggle to calculate a 15% tip without my phone. This is why mathematicians are the original flex masters of history!

The eternal struggle of calculus students everywhere! The first guy thinks subtracting an integral from itself equals zero (which makes perfect sense in normal math). But our calculus hero has to remind him that when integrating, you can't forget the constant of integration. So ∫cos(x)dx - ∫cos(x)dx isn't zero—it's actually +C. The look of pure mathematical betrayal in the final panel is every student who's lost points for forgetting that sneaky little constant. Integration: where even when you subtract something from itself, math finds a way to make you wrong.

Ever had that moment in math class when the professor spends 45 minutes proving something that seems ridiculously self-evident? That's the Jordan Curve Theorem in a nutshell! Some brilliant mathematician finally snapped and created the most honest proof in academic history. "It's a closed loop. Of course there's going to be an outside and inside." Revolutionary stuff, folks! The funny part? This "trivial ass" theorem actually requires complex topology to prove formally. Mathematicians spent decades developing the rigorous proof while the rest of us were just drawing circles and saying "duh, inside and outside." Next up in the academic journal: groundbreaking proof that water is wet and the sky appears blue under certain atmospheric conditions.

The mathematical hipster wars are raging! Top panel shows a Greek mathematician losing his mind over discovering irrational numbers with a 45-45-90 triangle (where the hypotenuse equals √2). Meanwhile, the Babylonians below are like "Bro, we knew about irrational numbers THREE THOUSAND YEARS earlier!" It's the ancient math equivalent of "I liked that band before they were cool." The Babylonians had already figured out that some numbers (like √2) can't be expressed as simple fractions, but the Greeks get all the textbook glory for "discovering" it. Classic academic colonization at work - next thing you know, the Greeks will claim they invented breathing!

The green rage monster is weeping because he can't remember the formula for a triangle's perimeter—which is hilariously simple: just add the three sides together! The commenters are making it worse by suggesting ridiculous formulas like "0.25 x 4 x perimeter" (which is just the perimeter) and "pi multiplied by radius of the triangle" (triangles don't even have radii!). The real tragedy? Even with gamma-irradiated super-brain, basic geometry remains his kryptonite. Guess smashing buildings is easier than passing 3rd grade math!