When Math Proves Satan Is More Efficient Than Hard Work

When Math Proves Satan Is More Efficient Than Hard Work
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The numerical conspiracy theory that's actually mathematically sound! This meme assigns each letter of the alphabet a position number (A=1, B=2, etc.) and calculates the percentage values of different words.

While "KNOWLEDGE" (96%) and "HARDWORK" (98%) fall just short of perfection, "ATTITUDE" hits that sweet 100%! But wait—the true overachievers are the dark arts: "LAZINESS" (105%), "NEGATIVITY" (132%), "PROCRASTINATION" (192%), and the grand champion "SELLING YOUR SOUL TO SATAN" with a devilishly appropriate 314%!

The real math lesson here? Apparently, the path to maximum efficiency is either perfect attitude or demonic bargaining. No wonder grad students look so tired.

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