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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Attitude Memes

Posts tagged with Attitude

When Math Proves Satan Is More Efficient Than Hard Work

Math Academia
10 months ago 18.5K views 0 shares
When Math Proves Satan Is More Efficient Than Hard Work
The numerical conspiracy theory that's actually mathematically sound! This meme assigns each letter of the alphabet a position number (A=1, B=2, etc.) and calculates the percentage values of different words. While "KNOWLEDGE" (96%) and "HARDWORK" (98%) fall just short of perfection, "ATTITUDE" hits that sweet 100%! But wait—the true overachievers are the dark arts: "LAZINESS" (105%), "NEGATIVITY" (132%), "PROCRASTINATION" (192%), and the grand champion "SELLING YOUR SOUL TO SATAN" with a devilishly appropriate 314%! The real math lesson here? Apparently, the path to maximum efficiency is either perfect attitude or demonic bargaining. No wonder grad students look so tired.

Photon With An Attitude: Zero Mass, Maximum Sass

Physics Science
10 months ago 16.8K views 0 shares
Photon With An Attitude: Zero Mass, Maximum Sass
That photon is literally traveling at the speed of light with zero chill and zero mass. Imagine being so lightweight yet still managing to be the foundation of all electromagnetic radiation. Next time your friend acts important despite contributing nothing, just point at this meme. In physics, we call that "existing at the quantum level but flexing like you're macroscopic." Classic massless particle syndrome.

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