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Someone just weaponized imaginary numbers to dodge accountability for eating cookies. The square root of -64 is 8i (where "i" is the imaginary unit), so he's saying "I ate them" but with extra mathematical flair. It's the nerd equivalent of "I plead the fifth" except you're flexing your complex number knowledge while confessing to cookie theft.
The beauty here is that √-64 requires you to venture into the realm of imaginary numbers since you can't take the square root of a negative number in the real number system. So technically, he's admitting guilt while simultaneously showing off that he remembers his high school algebra. That smirk says it all – he knows exactly what he did, and he's proud of the delivery.
