Unemployed With A Superiority Complex

The meme brilliantly pokes fun at scientific announcements by claiming a "scutoid" shape has been discovered in our cells, while showing what's essentially just two geometric shapes stuck together. The joke here is multilayered - scutoids are actually real cellular structures discovered in 2018, but the meme presents them as if they're just basic shapes someone glued together and called a breakthrough. It's like discovering that if you put a sandwich next to another sandwich, you've "discovered" a double-sandwich. Revolutionary stuff, clearly worthy of a Nature publication and several grant applications!

The eternal math war continues! This meme perfectly captures the civil war between traditional π (pi) users and τ (tau) revolutionaries. See, the formula for a circle's area is typically written as πr², but some math rebels argue we should use τ/2 × r² instead, where τ = 2π. The top expression shows the conventional formula that makes Mr. Incredible happy, while the bottom shows the tau version that's apparently horrifying enough to turn him into a sleep-deprived math zombie. The τ movement claims their approach is more intuitive since τ represents a full circle rotation, but clearly not everyone's ready to abandon their beloved π! It's like the mathematical equivalent of pineapple on pizza - perfectly logical to some, absolute heresy to others.

Behold! The magnificent marriage of art and equations! Someone actually plotted the Eiffel Tower using a series of mathematical functions—linear equations for the straight parts and circle equations for the curves. Those $(x-12.42)^2 + (y-z)$ equations? They're creating the arches at different heights! This is what happens when math nerds go on vacation but forget to leave their graphing calculators at home. "I could take a photo... OR I COULD DERIVE THE TOWER FROM SCRATCH!" *maniacal laughter* Next time someone asks "When will I ever use this math in real life?" just show them this glorious creation. Gustave Eiffel would be both impressed and slightly concerned.

Engineers everywhere just felt a disturbance in the Force. Using π = 5? That's like saying water isn't wet or gravity is just a suggestion. Some poor mathematician is hyperventilating into a paper bag right now. The real comedy here is that someone actually typed this with a straight face, probably the same person who rounds 9.8 m/s² to "about 10" and thinks significant figures are just a suggestion. If you ever want to torture a physics professor, just show them this problem and watch their soul leave their body.

The mathematical pun here is operating on multiple levels. "I don't care about your o-pi-nion" is what's being communicated, with the onion and π (pi) symbol creating a visual portmanteau. It's the mathematical equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears while reciting irrational numbers. Friends without appreciation for mathematical wordplay are simply missing out on an entire dimension of humor that exists at the intersection of produce and constants.

Ah, the eternal quest to make mathematical notation less horrifying! In the top panel, we have the standard factorial notation where 5! = 120. But our brave mathematician rejects this conventional approach with disgust. Instead, they propose the revolutionary "120? = 5" format in the bottom panel—essentially asking "what number, when factorialized, gives us 120?" It's the mathematical equivalent of answering a question with another question, which is precisely how I respond to undergraduate emails asking for extra credit. Just imagine the chaos in textbooks: "Solve for x: 3628800? = x". Pure mathematical anarchy. I'm sure the International Mathematical Union would have an absolute meltdown.