The mathematical madness is REAL! When the patient rates their pain as π, they've unleashed a numerical nightmare that would make Pythagoras weep! 😂
Pi isn't just any number—it's that infamous irrational troublemaker that goes on FOREVER without repeating. So when someone says their pain is π, they're basically saying "it's a 3.14159... out of 10" which is both low-level AND eternal torture!
Meanwhile, math teachers are having existential breakdowns in the sand because FINALLY someone used π in real life! Their years of "you'll need this someday" prophecies have been fulfilled! *maniacal calculator clicking*