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The mathematical massacre continues! First we see the integral of tan(x)dx smiling innocently, blissfully unaware of the calculus carnage to come. Then BAM! The cube root strikes, and our expression's mood darkens faster than a precipitation reaction. But the final panel? Pure mathematical resurrection with the simplified form tan(√x)dx! It's the calculus equivalent of surviving a horror movie! Mathematicians know the pain—integration by parts can turn your brain into a non-differentiable function real quick!

The exponential function of procrastination strikes again! That near-vertical productivity curve right at the deadline is basically Newton's First Law of Homework: "A student at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by an unbalanced panic." The beautiful mathematical precision of this graph captures what happens in every student's brain - complete flatline until suddenly your productivity shoots to infinity as the due date approaches. Who needs steady progress when you can harness the power of last-minute adrenaline?

Oh god, the Hamiltonian space plot looks suspiciously like... that meme . Once you see the resemblance to the Among Us character, you can't unsee it. Some poor physics grad student probably spent weeks coding this phase space trajectory only to realize they've accidentally created a scientific shitpost. The universe is truly a cruel jokester—making our serious mathematical representations of physical systems look like cartoon space beans. Next time you're solving Hamilton's equations, remember: in phase space, no one can hear you scream.

The mathematical hierarchy of problem-solving in action. While pure math students desperately integrate their way through complex calculus, the engineering student simply drops the object in water and measures displacement. Classic Archimedes principle from 250 BCE still outperforming fancy mathematical theorems. Why spend hours with disc or shell integration when you can just dunk it and be done? Engineers don't have time for theoretical elegance—they've got deadlines and practical solutions. Pure mathematicians are still writing proofs while the engineer is already at lunch.

The mathematical version of "I'm not like other girls." Hardy's over there impressed by his own basic math, while Ramanujan is contemplating whether to even bother explaining where those formulas came from. The best part? Ramanujan literally dreamed up some of his most groundbreaking formulas because the goddess Namagiri whispered them to him in his sleep. Meanwhile, the rest of us need three cups of coffee just to remember the quadratic formula. That notebook is the mathematical equivalent of finding Shakespeare's first drafts written on cocktail napkins—pure genius with zero explanation. No wonder Hardy's mind is blown; mine would need reconstructive surgery.

The high school cafeteria of my dreams! This is basically what happens when science nerds take over the cool kids' table. Each numbered table represents different science YouTube channels grouped by their vibes. Table 1 has NileRed and chemistry gang, Table 2 is where the math nerds like Numberphile hang out, Table 3 is for the quick physics explainers, Table 4 is where the DIY science crowd makes things explode, Table 5 has the space and astronomy buffs, and Table 6 is where the quantum physics geniuses discuss parallel universes over lunch. The real question isn't which table you'd sit at, but whether you'd have the courage to approach Table 2 and ask π if it wants to be rational for once. Spoiler alert: it doesn't.