Proof: Trivial (For Geniuses Only)

The eternal academic hierarchy in action. Engineering students exist in two parallel universes: sophisticated intellectuals according to business majors, and glorified hammer-wielders according to physics theorists. Meanwhile, mathematicians are quietly judging everyone while solving problems that won't have practical applications for another century. The STEM caste system continues unabated.

The mathematical equivalent of using a sledgehammer to kill a fly! This "proof" of the Euler-Lagrange equation is pure mathematical blasphemy that would make Euler roll in his grave at 9.8 m/s². The author commits the cardinal sin of calculus by casually swapping differentials like they're Pokémon cards, then boldly declaring "Because obviously:" before writing some truly cursed math. Then they cancel terms with the mathematical rigor of a toddler erasing homework mistakes. The punchline redefining Q.E.D. as "Questionably Established Derivation" instead of the traditional "Quod Erat Demonstrandum" is *chef's kiss* perfect. And publishing in "Totally Real Physics Letters"? That's where all my rejected papers go too!

STOP THE PRESSES! Mathematicians have gone completely rogue with this "new triangle" featuring angles of 30°, 60°, 90°, and 180°! The absolute AUDACITY to create a square and call it a triangle! This is what happens when geometry rebels against its own rules! Next thing you know, circles will identify as hexagons and parallel lines will start intersecting just for the drama. The sum of angles in a triangle is supposed to be 180° but this bad boy is flaunting a whopping 360° like it's no big deal. Geometry teachers everywhere are having existential crises right now!

Finally, world peace in mathematics! The endless war between Pi (π) and Tau (2π) enthusiasts gets a hilarious "compromise" with Pau (1.5π). It's like watching your parents fight over whether to vacation in the mountains or at the beach, and then someone suggests the brilliant solution of camping in a mall parking lot. This mathematical middle ground is exactly what nobody asked for but somehow makes perfect sense. Next up: solving the Oxford comma debate by replacing all commas with semicolons!

The perfect encapsulation of the engineering student lifecycle! First panel: existential dread and differential equations have broken your spirit. Second panel: suddenly you're designing rocket ships and running computational fluid dynamics simulations on Formula 1 cars. The duality of engineering education—where you oscillate between "the only constant is suffering" and "OMG I'M BUILDING ACTUAL ROCKETS" faster than a harmonic oscillator. The transformation from traumatized hard-hat wearer to slightly-less-traumatized hard-hat wearer who can now make cool stuff is *chef's kiss* accurate.

Behold the most fruitful trigonometric identity ever discovered! The ratio of sin(gerine) to cos(gerine) equals tangerine—it's mathematically delicious! This is what happens when math professors go grocery shopping while thinking about calculus. The beauty of this pun lies in the fundamental trigonometric relationship where sine divided by cosine equals tangent. Whoever crafted this masterpiece deserves a Fields Medal in mathematical comedy. Next time you're struggling with trig identities, just remember: citrus fruits make everything clearer!