My Answers In The Exam: Mathematical Crimes Against Humanity

Who needs the beach when you can get a tangent instead? This math genius drew trigonometric curves on their arm - literally getting a "tan" function! The red curves show the tangent function going wild at π/2, while the arm stays perfectly pale. Math nerds everywhere are cackling at this top-tier calculus humor. Next time someone asks about your summer plans, just say you're "working on your tan(x)" and watch their confusion!

Dating in the math department is brutal . While you're struggling with basic greatest common divisors (that's infinity, aka "it's complicated"), her ex is out there defining ideals in algebraic number theory. The girl you like is a simple integer multiplication, but her family? Pure mathematical royalty. Her father is literally the rational numbers, and her brother is dealing with complex integers! This is the mathematical equivalent of showing up to a sword fight with a plastic spoon. No wonder number theorists have such complex relationships!

This meme brilliantly showcases the mind-bending reality of geodesics on a curved surface! The straight-looking blue line between the USA and India isn't actually straight at all—it's a geodesic curve following the shortest path on our spherical Earth. Differential geometry FTW! While flat maps make it look like you'd sail through South America and Africa to get from the USA to India, the actual shortest path dips way south near Antarctica. It's the same reason airplane routes look weird on flat maps. Your brain wants a straight line, but Earth's curvature says "not today, navigator!" Mathematicians are sitting in the corner smugly nodding while everyone else questions their entire understanding of navigation.

When your physics professor says "it's a simple problem" but then hits you with "remember to take air resistance into consideration." That's when your soul leaves your body! What started as a basic kinematics problem suddenly transforms into a differential equation nightmare with drag coefficients. Physics students know that "simple" is code for "I'm about to ruin your weekend with fluid dynamics." The facial expression captures that moment of realization when F=ma becomes F=ma-bv² and your calculator starts sweating.

The eternal struggle between faith and trigonometry! In mathematics, "sin" is short for sine—that essential trigonometric function measuring the ratio of the opposite side to the hypotenuse in a right triangle. But throw in some religious wordplay, and suddenly you've got devout believers having existential crises over basic calculus homework. Nothing like watching someone's faith get tested by the unit circle. Next week: wait until they discover the "cos" of their mathematical salvation.

The ultimate nerdy flirtation! While he's talking about bicep curls with dumbbells, she's flexing her mathematical prowess with Stokes' Theorem. The equation ∮ S ∇ × F · dS = ∮ C F · dr relates a surface integral to a line integral along its boundary - basically the multivariable calculus version of a pickup line. It's the perfect mathematical pun - his "curls" involve physical force, while her "curls" involve vector calculus operators! The workout isn't just in the gym; it's happening in the brain too!