Intimidation Memes

The perfect application of mathematics as a psychological weapon! When threatened with "problems," our genius deploys a simple velocity equation that would take any middle schooler approximately 5 seconds to solve (it's 5 hours, by the way). The beauty here isn't the math—it's the strategic deployment of even the threat of having to do calculations that sends the rival running. Scientists have long known that math anxiety affects approximately 93% of the population, but rarely has it been weaponized so effectively in relationship disputes. Next time someone crosses you, skip the physical threats and just start reciting differential equations—works every time!

That equation is the mathematical equivalent of showing someone a horror movie at 3 AM! It's a complex formula with Greek letters, subscripts, and multiple variables that would make even seasoned math students break into a cold sweat. The beauty of this response is that it doesn't matter what the equation actually calculates—it's the visual terror that counts. Those nested variables and fancy symbols are basically saying "abandon all hope ye who enter here" in mathematician. This is why some people still have nightmares about their college calculus exams decades later!