Mathematical Playground Torture Device

MUAHAHA! What we have here is a deliciously evil mathematical prank! These innocent-looking puzzles are actually based on Euler's path problem - a mathematical impossibility for some of these shapes! The spiral and X-in-circle designs have odd numbers of intersections, making them impossible to trace without lifting your finger or retracing lines. It's like asking someone to divide by zero or find the square root of a negative number in the real number system! Pure mathematical torment disguised as playground fun! Parents will be stuck there FOR HOURS while their kids wonder why the grown-ups can't solve a "simple" puzzle. Mathematical chaos theory at its finest - small changes in initial conditions (like which path you choose first) lead to vastly different outcomes (all of them failures)!