Infinite Thirst, Infinite Series

Look closely at this devilish integral... notice anything? Every single term contains the number 5! This isn't calculus—it's a mathematical rickroll designed to make you waste precious brain cells before realizing the answer is just 5! That moment when your professor hands this out as a "quick warm-up exercise" and watches the entire class spiral into madness while they sip coffee with a sinister grin. The mathematical equivalent of saying "the password is password."

Engineers and physicists have been locked in this battle since time immemorial. Top panel shows the mathematical purist with the never-ending decimal expansion of π (3.1415926...). Bottom panel reveals the engineer in a tuxedo, confidently rounding π to 80 because who needs precision when you can just slap on a safety factor of 25? Next time your bridge collapses, remember it was "close enough for engineering work."

The eternal math vs. science debate just got duck-rolled! That smug little duck thinks he's cracked the code with his administrative technicality. Sure, math departments are nestled in science faculties worldwide, but mathematicians will still argue they're doing something purer than "mere science." Meanwhile, physicists are quietly using math as their personal calculator while pretending they invented it. The real checkmate? Both sides desperately need each other but will die before admitting it.

When regular math fails you, just invent an invisible number to make your equations work! This brilliant jab at dark matter and dark energy in physics is peak scientific problem-solving. Physicists literally looked at their calculations, said "hmm, something's missing," and instead of admitting defeat, invented mysterious cosmic components that nobody can see but supposedly make up 95% of our universe. The ultimate "my calculations are perfect, it's reality that's wrong" power move. Next time your budget doesn't balance, just claim there's "dark money" in your account!

The scientific hierarchy of disciplines, mathematically proven! Someone brilliantly states that biology is just applied chemistry, chemistry is just applied physics, and physics is just applied math. Then a college student swoops in with "Hence proved LHS=RHS" like they've just completed a mathematical proof. It's the perfect academic mic drop - reducing the entire scientific universe to a neat equation where everything ultimately boils down to math. The reductionist's dream come true! Next time someone asks what you study, just say "math with extra steps."

Engineering professors have gone TOO FAR with these exam questions! 😱 The meme shows a broken highway with people looking at a massive gap, while the text casually suggests "Consider Pi as 3 and g as 10m/s²" - those classic oversimplifications engineers make to "simplify calculations." Sure, let's just round π down from 3.14159... and pretend gravity is 10 instead of 9.8! Next thing you know, they'll ask you to calculate if someone can jump across that highway gap using these "approximations." Engineers in the wild: "The math works out perfectly on paper!" Meanwhile, reality has other plans... 🤣