I Pursued Math, But At What Cost?

The mathematical joke here is pure genius! The top equation represents convergence in mathematics (where points get arbitrarily close), while the bottom represents divergence (where points grow apart). So in 2024, these political figures were supposedly "converging" (working together), but by 2025, they're mathematically guaranteed to "diverge" (fall apart). It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "this relationship has the stability of a uranium isotope." The creator basically proved political fallouts using calculus. I'm going to use this in my next lecture when students ask for a "real-world application" of sequence convergence!

When basic subtraction turns into existential crisis! The teacher starts with a simple fraction problem (5/12 - 6/12), which should equal -1/12. But then the class troublemaker busts out an infinite series sign, and suddenly that innocent little negative fraction becomes infinity. This is actually a mathematical inside joke about how certain divergent series in advanced mathematics can yield bizarre results. Some infinite series manipulations can make it look like -1/12 equals infinity (or technically, that the sum of all positive integers equals -1/12). It's the kind of math that makes even calculators throw themselves out windows. The teacher's expression in that last panel is every mathematician who's had their comfortable world of elementary arithmetic shattered by the chaos of higher math. Welcome to the point where numbers stop making sense!

The eternal struggle of calculus students everywhere! The first guy thinks subtracting an integral from itself equals zero (which makes perfect sense in normal math). But our calculus hero has to remind him that when integrating, you can't forget the constant of integration. So ∫cos(x)dx - ∫cos(x)dx isn't zero—it's actually +C. The look of pure mathematical betrayal in the final panel is every student who's lost points for forgetting that sneaky little constant. Integration: where even when you subtract something from itself, math finds a way to make you wrong.

The ultimate relationship security system! This partner isn't just sharing their ATM card - they've encrypted the PIN as a calculus integral that only a math-savvy sweetheart could solve. Talk about trust with verification! The math expression looks intimidating, but for someone who speaks the language of derivatives and integrals, it's basically a love letter saying "I trust your mathematical abilities more than I fear an empty bank account." Relationship goals indeed - finding someone who combines unlimited shopping privileges with pop quizzes!

Forty years of teaching calculus and I still catch myself doing this. In mathematical notation, |o| would indeed be "absolute value of o" – which is just o, since it's already positive. Your brain gets so rewired by symbols that common internet slang transforms into equations. Next thing you know, you're calculating the derivative of ROFL to determine the rate of change in your amusement. The mathematical mind is a blessing and a curse – mostly a curse when you're trying to text your grandkids.

The ultimate mathematical detection system! While traditional geometrists rely on protractors and rulers, this genius has discovered a far more... personal method of square identification. Clearly the shape shown is a phallic diagram rather than an actual square, but the commenter's erectile dysfunction when viewing non-square shapes serves as irrefutable proof. Move over, Euclidean geometry—we've entered the era of anatomical verification where "if it doesn't raise the flag, it ain't a square." Mathematics has never been so... stimulating.