Google Expected Value

Oh, the mathematical warfare! Rick's discovered the ultimate weapon against hecklers - deliberately butchering math so badly it causes physical pain to anyone who's passed 8th grade. From claiming sin(θ) = θ (only true for small angles, you heathens), forgetting the constant of integration, equating e with π (both transcendental, both completely different), to that abomination (x+y)² = x²+y² (missing the crucial 2xy term that's haunted students since time immemorial). It's psychological torture for mathematicians. Like watching someone cut a pizza into rectangles or hearing someone say "nucular" in a physics lecture. Pure, calculated evil.

Nothing says "I'm a mathematician with disposable income" quite like a custom license plate flexing numerical superiority. This person's significant other has a plate reading "ZZZZZN" which they're proudly claiming is a 7-digit prime number in base 36. For the uninitiated, base 36 uses digits 0-9 and letters A-Z, making this an actual mathematical flex rather than just a random string of Z's. The smug "Jealous?" at the bottom is the mathematical equivalent of revving your engine at a stoplight. Somewhere, a number theorist is either deeply impressed or furiously checking their calculations to prove them wrong.

Behold, the pinnacle of economic education: "What's the change in price?" with -$100 nowhere to be found. Subtraction is apparently too advanced for the dismal science. No wonder economists failed to predict every major recession - they're still struggling with "$1000 minus $900." Next semester: the revolutionary concept of negative numbers!

The eternal battle between theoretical perfection and practical chaos! Mathematicians are sweating bullets over proper calculus rules while physicists are just vibing with their approximations. In math world, canceling derivatives is blasphemy—like putting pineapple on pizza. Meanwhile, physicists are gleefully simplifying equations with that "close enough" energy. The dB/dt equation? Just cross out what doesn't work and move on! This is why engineers build bridges with a 4x safety factor. They know a physicist was involved somewhere in the calculations!

This meme is pure mathematical chaos! The "plus JS" operator is a hilarious parody of JavaScript's notorious type coercion and unpredictable behavior when adding values. In regular math, 123 + 456 = 579, but in JavaScript? It might just concatenate strings instead of adding numbers! The creator invented this absurd mathematical operator that follows bizarre rules: concatenating numbers when positive, multiplying by 10 when zero, and actually subtracting when negative! It's basically what programmers fear JavaScript is doing behind their backs! Every programmer who's ever debugged a JS application at 2AM is having flashbacks right now. "Why is 1+1=11?!" The formal mathematical notation makes it even more deliciously evil!

The rare mathematical joke that's actually true! Differentiating e^x is like riding the world's most predictable roller coaster - you start with e^x, apply the magic differential operator, and end up exactly where you began. It's the mathematical equivalent of ordering takeout and finding they gave you exactly what you wanted. No chain rule drama, no product rule trauma, just beautiful mathematical narcissism where the function stares in the mirror and sees itself unchanged. The only relationship more stable than my coffee addiction.