Biased Numbers

That moment when your 10-year-old self thought splitting atoms was the coolest thing ever, only to grow up and discover nuclear physics is actually a nightmare of partial differential equations and quantum field theory. Meanwhile, you're staring at Greek symbols like "What fresh hell is this?" The transition from "I want to build nuclear reactors!" to "Why is there a nabla operator in my breakfast cereal?" happens faster than radioactive decay.

The grim reaper just delivered the most mathematically savage burn in history. Multiplying by zero? Easy—you get zero. But dividing by zero? That's literally undefined in mathematics—an operation so forbidden it crashes calculators and opens black holes in spreadsheets. The joke is brilliantly morbid: if your age equals an undefined mathematical impossibility, you're essentially... not alive. It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "you don't exist." Death really knows how to weaponize number theory!

The numerical values of π (3.14159...), e (2.71828...), and 3 are locked in an eternal mathematical hierarchy! When a test asks for "descending order," it's triggering math majors everywhere because OBVIOUSLY π > 3 > e. Anyone picking any other answer is committing mathematical heresy! Engineers especially lose their minds over this because they've had these constants drilled into their brains since freshman year. The correct answer is C, and if you picked anything else, you might hear distant screaming from the engineering building!

That moment when someone questions basic unit conversion and your inner nerd goes nuclear! 5280 feet in a mile is basically tattooed on the brain of every science kid who paid attention for 5 seconds in school. The smug satisfaction of dropping that number faster than gravity pulls an apple is pure intellectual dopamine. It's like having a useless superpower that occasionally lets you feel superior at parties nobody wanted to invite you to anyway.

Technically correct: the best kind of correct! That stick figure is indeed at the intersection of the "bird" and "cat" axes on this impromptu coordinate system. The brother has discovered the fundamental truth of taxonomy - if you plot animal characteristics on perpendicular axes, you'll find some creatures exist at unexpected intersections. Is it a cat with wings? A bird with whiskers? Whatever it is, it's mathematically valid and biologically questionable. Darwin would be so confused right now.

Superheroes showing off their mathematical prowess, but each one lives in a different number system! Green Lantern's rocking Boolean algebra where 1+1=1 (because in logic, true+true is still just true). Wonder Woman's flexing base-2 binary where 1+1=10 (read as "one-zero"). Superman's representing Z₂ modular arithmetic where 1+1=0 (when you count and loop back after reaching 2). Martian Manhunter's showing concatenation theory where 1+1=11 (literally placing digits side by side). Meanwhile, Lex Luthor's just sitting there with boring old decimal arithmetic: 1+1=2. The true supervillain is apparently... basic elementary math?