When Your Engineering Drawing Professor Is Old Fashioned...

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When Your Engineering Drawing Professor Is Old Fashioned...

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The eternal battle between tradition and technology! Engineering professors stubbornly clinging to compasses and triangles like they're sacred relics while students dream of CAD software. It's like forcing kids to use abacuses when calculators exist! The professor's one-liner defense is both hilarious and infuriating - "You do not learn engineering drawing on CAD." Translation: "Back in MY day, we drew perfect circles with our BARE HANDS and LIKED IT!" Meanwhile, industry professionals are designing rocket ships with software while students develop calluses from mechanical pencils. The academic equivalent of insisting everyone learn to ride horses before driving cars!

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