What Do You Think The Question Is

The ultimate electrical engineering cult. Buddhist monks chanting "Ohm" to a giant resistor while the banner reads "JOIN THE RESISTANCE." It's the perfect circuit for enlightenment - low current, high spiritual impedance. Somewhere, Georg Ohm is either laughing or filing a copyright claim from the afterlife.

Those power line pulleys aren't just random infrastructure—they're the exact same contraptions that haunt physics students in free-body diagram nightmares! The meme perfectly captures that moment when you're walking down the street and suddenly spot the physical manifestation of those impossible homework problems about tension, friction, and mechanical advantage. It's that surreal "wait, these things actually exist in real life?!" moment that every physics student experiences. Next thing you know, you're calculating the coefficient of friction while your friends wonder why you're staring at utility poles!

A pun so bad it could collapse under its own weight! Civil engineering gets the double meaning treatment here - they're "civil" as in polite, but also civil as in the branch of engineering that keeps our bridges from turning into very expensive swimming pools. The wordplay is structurally sound, unlike some of the bridges I've seen built by recent graduates. Next time your local infrastructure doesn't crumble beneath you, thank these pun-loving professionals who spend their careers calculating load distributions while the rest of us just load up on coffee.

Peak Dunning-Kruger effect in its natural habitat! Our confident butcher friend here believes he's outsmarted renewable energy engineers with his "groundbreaking" discovery that wind turbines must become energy vampires 50% of the time. Little does he know that wind turbines are designed to rotate and face the wind direction (that's what those motors at the top do). They literally have wind vanes and yaw drives that continuously adjust the turbine position to maximize efficiency. Engineers spent decades perfecting this technology while he was perfecting his pork chop technique. It's like claiming cars would drive backward half the time because "statistically 50% of roads go the other direction."

Look at instruction #5 on that exam paper - "DO NOT WIPE TEARS ON EXAM PAPER." The professors have seen enough soggy algorithm exams to make it an official rule! 😭 Computer science students know the drill - you walk in confident, then suddenly Big O notation makes you question your entire existence. Those time complexity questions hit harder than caffeine withdrawal during finals week! At least they're kind enough to officially permit crying! Just remember: your tears may flow freely, but they must maintain social distancing from your answer sheet. The algorithm for passing? Keep your saline solution away from your solutions!

The future of hardware is here! Someone took the term "screwdriver" way too literally and created this masterpiece of engineering absurdity. Instead of using a screwdriver to turn a screw, why not just drive the screw itself? The wordplay is next-level genius - screwdrivers drive screws, but now the screw is driving itself! Hardware stores everywhere are shaking. Next up: hammers that hit themselves and wrenches that... well, wrench themselves? The spiral dynamics would make for an interesting ride though - just imagine the rotational physics at play during a sharp turn!