The Three Types Of CFD Engineers

Engineers who use Computational Fluid Dynamics (CFD) software fall into three distinct camps on this bell curve of sanity:

On the far left (0.1%), we have the "Pretty color :)" crowd who just enjoy making rainbow-colored fluid simulations without understanding the math.

In the middle (34% on each side), we find normal engineers using CFD as intended - you know, to solve actual problems.

And on the far right (0.1%), there's the "Pretty vectors" gang who've descended into obsession with the mathematical beauty of vector fields.

But the true galaxy-brain move? Spending your entire Master's degree simulating a cow as an ideal gas with k-epsilon turbulence. Because nothing says "I've mastered fluid dynamics" like turning farm animals into mathematical abstractions!