The Resistor That Couldn't Resist

Behold! The multimeter has spoken, and it's channeling its inner Borg! This Fluke multimeter is set to measure ohms (Ω) - which measures electrical resistance - but instead of showing a number, it's declaring resistance is "FUTILE." It's basically the electrical engineering equivalent of your toaster becoming sentient and threatening world domination. Next thing you know, your oscilloscope will be demanding human sacrifices and your soldering iron will start writing manifestos! 🤖⚡

Found the bug in the system. Literally. That's not a microchip, it's a copper wire hairdo that would make any electrical engineer have a heart attack. Someone's circuit board just became home to what appears to be Trump's toupee made of copper wiring. The resistance this creates is measured in both ohms and sighs of IT department despair.

Engineering students just got murdered by their own university. The tweet essentially says "avoid contact with romantic partners... unless you're an engineering student because, well, we all know you don't have any." The casual brutality with which the University of Alberta acknowledges the stereotypical social desert of engineering student life is both savage and statistically accurate. The data doesn't lie—those differential equations aren't the only things going unsolved in their lives.

The slippery slope of aerospace engineering enthusiasm! Started with "just one video" on jet engines, and suddenly you're three hours deep in a propulsion rabbit hole, covered in technical diagrams and Mach number charts. By the time you reach the comments section, you're practically an honorary aeronautical engineer ready to debate the superiority of ramjets at Mach 3-5... only to discover Google has flagged your passionate technical commentary as "potentially terrorist" activity. That escalated faster than a scramjet!

The scientific calculator civil war has begun! Someone's circled all the advanced function buttons—you know, the ones that separate the math wizards from the "I just need to add these numbers" crowd. The punchline? "These people vote." Translation: The same folks who think logarithms and trigonometry are useless are making decisions about our future! Meanwhile, engineers are having heart palpitations just looking at this mathematical blasphemy. Fun fact: Those "useless" buttons helped us build rockets, design computers, and analyze quantum physics. But sure, who needs x² when you've got fingers to count on, right? *twitch*

Nothing says true love like waking your partner up for some sweet, sweet differential equations! The Laplace transform turns those nasty time-domain problems into algebraic ones faster than you can say "s-domain." Math nerds worldwide are dropping everything to watch 3Blue1Brown explain complex math with gorgeous visualizations. Who needs Netflix and chill when you've got functions and transforms? That's the REAL relationship goals right there! 💖📊