The Evolution Of Engineering Software

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The Evolution Of Engineering Software

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The engineering software hierarchy is real! 🤣

Starting with the "professional" tools like Autodesk, MATLAB, and Ansys - sure, they're powerful but let's be honest, they're just the basics.

Then we level up to Blender and Excel - the true workhorses of engineering. Every engineer knows the real magic happens in an Excel spreadsheet!

But wait - MS Paint? That's where the REAL engineers draft their revolutionary designs. Nothing says "trust me, I'm an engineer" like a Paint sketch!

Then we ascend to true enlightenment: LEGO Digital Designer, Kerbal Space Program, and Minecraft. NASA engineers are just playing KSP with a bigger budget, change my mind.

But the final boss? Angry Birds. If you can calculate those perfect projectile trajectories, you've basically got a PhD in physics. This is peak engineering evolution - from CAD software to flinging digital birds at pigs. Engineering has never been so majestic!

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