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The quantum theory poll results are in, and apparently Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 is winning by a landslide with 79% of votes! Meanwhile, actual quantum pioneers like Planck (6%) and Einstein (12%) trail far behind. Newton's sitting at 3%, which makes sense since he was busy inventing gravity while Morgan was clearly formulating wave-particle duality between robbing trains and having existential crises in the Wild West. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle? Please. Morgan's Uncertainty Principle states you can precisely measure either how much money is in the bank vault OR how fast your horse can escape the law—but never both simultaneously.

When your brain is so deep in physics that you mistake gaming YouTubers for theoretical physicists! The multiverse of mix-ups continues as someone thought this Skyrim video creator was actually Sabine Hossenfelder (renowned physicist known for her no-nonsense takes on quantum mechanics) branching into video game analysis. Imagine Schrödinger's cat but it's actually just someone analyzing digital tombstones! The parallel universe where physicists explain why dragon shouts violate conservation of energy would be AMAZING though. Maybe in another timeline, Hossenfelder is indeed explaining why Skyrim's magic system breaks the laws of thermodynamics!

The probability of Einstein's equation manifesting in Minecraft's random block patterns? Captain Picard's facepalm says it all. Whoever created this thumbnail is stretching probability theory thinner than a single atom layer of graphene! The claim that there's a "1 in E=MC^2 chance" of something happening in Minecraft is pure mathematical nonsense that would make any physicist short-circuit. It's like claiming there's a "1 in purple" chance of finding diamonds. The absurdity of using the world's most famous equation as a probability value is exactly why Picard is having an existential crisis. Even quantum mechanics, with all its weirdness, wouldn't allow this mathematical crime!

When your Minecraft bridge perfectly represents Schrödinger's quantum superposition! Those pressure plates are both triggered and not triggered until someone walks across. The cats are simultaneously alive and dead until observed—just like the actual thought experiment, except with way more pixels and fewer radioactive atoms. Quantum mechanics has never been so blocky!