The Battle Of Engineering Egos: Steel Plant Vs Website

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The Battle Of Engineering Egos: Steel Plant Vs Website

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The engineering flex competition nobody asked for! Mechanical engineers casually dropping "my project" like they're building the next Roman Colosseum (77 square km of steel?!), while software engineers are just sitting there with their little website feeling suddenly inadequate. The duality of engineering egos captured in one perfect meme. Next time your coder friend brags about their "massive project," just remember they probably mean 12MB of code that occasionally crashes when you press the wrong button. Meanwhile, the mechanical engineer is literally reshaping geography with industrial might. Both call it a "site" though... technically correct is the best kind of correct!

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