No Engineer Is Safe

The eternal engineering dilemma, beautifully illustrated by sentient vegetables. You reject defense contracts on moral grounds, only to be immediately cornered by the unholy trinity of the petroleum industry, cost-cutting executives, and safety-optional design specs. It's like escaping a shark only to land in a pool of piranhas. The engineering job market is essentially just choosing which ethical compromise gives you the least nightmares. I've seen colleagues debate the moral implications of weapons systems for hours, then quietly accept jobs designing slightly more efficient oil extraction equipment the next day. Principles are wonderful until rent is due.